Fujoshi life returns
ううー この 気配は！
Aah~ This presence is...!
Uu, kono kihai wa!
平凡なるボクの日常はある耽美的な存在によってげきへんしたー！！
An aesthetic that shook up my commonplace, ordinary life!
Heibou naru boku no nichijou wa aru tanbiteki na sonzai ni yotte gekigen shita--!!
やめる べき なのかしら バレたら大変
Should they stop it, I wonder? If it leaked out, it would be serious.
Yameru beki na no kashira? Baretara taihen
朝比奈くん モデルに BLなんて
Asahina-kun has become a model. It's like BL!
Asahina-kun MODERU ni. BL nante!
攻めキャラは もちろん 涼宮くん でしょう
The seme character, of course, is Suzumiya-kun.
Seme CHARA wa, mochiron, Suzumiya-kun deshou.
長門くん なんかも 捨てがたいけどね
Although it's hard to leave out Nagato-kun either.
Nagato-kun nankamo sute ga tai kedo ne!
あー なんで いつも 危険値大好調
Aah! Why is the danger level always so good?
Aa, nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou
あー 逃げられない
Aah! I can't run away~
Aa, nigerarenai
腐女子 の 妄想 よ
A fujoshi's imagination!
Fujoshi no mousou yo!
日常は乙女色
Everyday is a maiden's dream.
Nichijou wa otome iro
ボクは創作活動
I'm busy with production.
Boku wa sousaku katsudou.
目標は夏コミだ
My target is summer Comiket.
Mokuhyou wa natsu-COMI da,
もちろん二日目
Of course, the second day.
mochiron futsukame.
BLはいだいだわ
BL is so incredible!
BL wa idai da wa!
学んだ自分 褒めよう
Praise me who has studied it well.
Mananda jibun homeyou
卷き込まれたときは
If you get involved in it,
Makikomareta toki wa,
すぐに諦めて
please, just give up right away.
Sugu ni akiramete~~
散々な目に合えば
When I met his terrible eyes,
Sanzan na me ni aeba,
生き方変わる
my way of life completely changed.
Ikikata kawaru
台風の中心は イキナリやって来た
The eye of the typhoon came at me suddenly!
Taifuu no chuushin wa ikinari yatte kita!
あー きた これ また つい に ばれちゃった
Aah~ He's here! This again! I accidentally let it slip~~
Aa, kita kore mata, tsui ni barechatta
あー 抗議くらい する権利はあるわ
Aah~ Don't I at least have the right to complain?
Aa, kougi kurai suru kenri wa aru wa?
パソコン返してよ
Please give back my PC!
PASOCON kaeshite yo!
中身見られたら最後
When they look at my stuff, it's the end!
Nakami miraretara saigo
涼宮くんたちで
With my fantasies about Suzumiya-kun
Suzumiya-kun-tachi de
妄想あれこれ
and his friends here and there...
Mousou are kore
時すでに遅し
It's already too late.
Toki sude ni o~soshi
なにもかも が 大暴露
Any and all things are revealed!
Nanimo kamo ga daibakuro
いつか は 戻る の か？
Will I get it back sometime?
Itsuka wa modoru no ka?
やっぱ、諦める。
I really give up on that.
Yappa, akirameru.
あー もう、我慢 できない
Aah~ I can't stand it!
Aa, mou gaman dekinai!
わるい けど、いわせて もらう。
Sorry, but let me talk! (rudely)
Warui kedo, iwasete morau!
ふじょし が うっとり する よう な 出来事 なんて
This "incident" which fujoshi seem to be engrossed by?
Fujoshi ga uttori suru you na dekigoto nante?
そう かんたん に 転がってる ものか！
How easy is it to stumble into it?!
Sou kantan ni korogatteru mono ka!
そう 考えていた 時期 が ボク に も ありました！
...Even for me, there was a time in my life when I used to think that.
Sou kangaeteita jiki ga boku ni mo arimashita!
でも 涼宮くんや 朝比奈くんや 長門くんは
But, Suzumiya-kun, Asahina-kun, and Nagato-kun are...
Demo, Suzumiya-kun ya Asahina-kun ya Nagato-kun wa
うんんー 目の保養 なんだ！
Oh, it's good for my eyes!
Unn, me no hoyou nanda!!
(various things repeat)
Here, the club members have something to say!
Club President, I am the "Suzumiya Haruhiko Total Uke" faction.