He's pretty cool, he's been living with my family for a few years so yeah we've already treated him like one of us for a while, if anything, this whole marriage thingie is just for the sake of tradition.
1) Flask with alcohol 2) Lie and say you're gay. Or don't lie and say you're gay. 3) Fake seizure 4) Wander off, piss around and do whatever, return towards the end and do the "oh, you were looking for me? Was here the entire time!" routine (works best at funerals when people are too distraught to notice your absence)
1) Bad with alcohol. 2) But everyone knows I'm straight! 3) Not gonna do anything retarded on my sister's wedding! 4) I have to entertain them cause my parents will be busy!
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Took me a few minutes to catch though, ha ha.
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2) Lie and say you're gay. Or don't lie and say you're gay.
3) Fake seizure
4) Wander off, piss around and do whatever, return towards the end and do the "oh, you were looking for me? Was here the entire time!" routine (works best at funerals when people are too distraught to notice your absence)
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2) But everyone knows I'm straight!
3) Not gonna do anything retarded on my sister's wedding!
4) I have to entertain them cause my parents will be busy!
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