Because the sign at the checkpoint said "SELAMAT DATANG"
Not everybody is celebrating the capture of Mas Selamat.
Those guys who were at Whitley Rd Detention Centre might be shaking in their boots. Surely got some people want to cover backside here and there. Now, we will find out the truth.
Malaysian Interrogator: So how did you escape??
Mas Selamat: I never escape lah. They let me go.
MI: What?! According to your newspapers, they say you climb out from the toilet window and escaped.
MS: Huh? You mean you believe everything the Straight Times says? I not so young man, got injured knee, how to climb the window so high?
MI: Oh yah. Our New Straits Times also cannot make it. So how did you escape then??
MS: Tell you already. I never escape lah. They let me go.
MI: Explain!
MS: You see ah, this Whitley Road place very ulu, all the people there very friendly, but also very bored. So everyday, they ask me go Toa Payoh and buy newspaper, kopi and nasi lemak breakfast. Then one day, I thought to myself, "eh, the guard ask me buy breakfast, but he never tell me what time must come back."
MI: Then how come now you in JB?!
MS: I think the standard of the nasi lemak at Toa Payoh not so good lah. My cousin got stall in JB, much more better and much more cheaper. So I walk to Bt. Timah Road, nearby only, and take SBS bus no. 170 go JB lah.
MI: Customs never check you?
MS: I think they think I some cleaner cleaning the bus inside, so they never check.
MI: OK. Since you say JB nasi lemak is better than S'pore nasi lemak, we let you go back to S'pore. So what are you going to say to them?
MS: Next time don't ask me buy breakfast lah. Basket, so troublesome!
Those guys who were at Whitley Rd Detention Centre might be shaking in their boots. Surely got some people want to cover backside here and there. Now, we will find out the truth.
Malaysian Interrogator: So how did you escape??
Mas Selamat: I never escape lah. They let me go.
MI: What?! According to your newspapers, they say you climb out from the toilet window and escaped.
MS: Huh? You mean you believe everything the Straight Times says? I not so young man, got injured knee, how to climb the window so high?
MI: Oh yah. Our New Straits Times also cannot make it. So how did you escape then??
MS: Tell you already. I never escape lah. They let me go.
MI: Explain!
MS: You see ah, this Whitley Road place very ulu, all the people there very friendly, but also very bored. So everyday, they ask me go Toa Payoh and buy newspaper, kopi and nasi lemak breakfast. Then one day, I thought to myself, "eh, the guard ask me buy breakfast, but he never tell me what time must come back."
MI: Then how come now you in JB?!
MS: I think the standard of the nasi lemak at Toa Payoh not so good lah. My cousin got stall in JB, much more better and much more cheaper. So I walk to Bt. Timah Road, nearby only, and take SBS bus no. 170 go JB lah.
MI: Customs never check you?
MS: I think they think I some cleaner cleaning the bus inside, so they never check.
MI: OK. Since you say JB nasi lemak is better than S'pore nasi lemak, we let you go back to S'pore. So what are you going to say to them?
MS: Next time don't ask me buy breakfast lah. Basket, so troublesome!