Lively Pants
My blog/journal/diary is named: My Life in Pants: An Unzipped Experience
For my friends and readers from certain parts of the world, pants is what we call trousers, slacks, jeans, and so on, here in my country. I am quite aware, grinningly aware, that in some other countries pants can refer to underpants, underwear, panties, and around-the-lower-naughty-bits unmentionables.
When the zipper on your trouser pants is down, or unzipped, you are possibly exposing yourself. I state in no uncertain terms that my zipper is always down here, and on purpose, metaphorically. I do not call it a crotchless experience because that is just a little too much exposure. I am more like a flasher in a raincoat, opening it quickly and saying "look at this" and hurriedly closing the coat back up. I am more subtle than that usually, so whatever flashes you might see are because my pants are unzipped and the view is dependent on the position and angle of how we are both standing; Metaphorically, speaking.
I am not a flasher! I want us to be very clear on that. When I expose myself sometimes it is not actually on purpose, or with intent. Sometimes what I mean is misunderstood, misinterpreted, or mistranslated. Another difference is that some flashers play with themselves when they expose themselves to people. I do not do that. I am not playing with myself - I am playing with you.
That made me sound like a molester. Great. [*Bleh*]
Let's just let it go and say that it is an unzipped experience here, metaphorically. You see what you see, when you see it, if you see it, and if you angle your head just a little to the left to get a better view.
It really does all depend on your position.
For my friends and readers from certain parts of the world, pants is what we call trousers, slacks, jeans, and so on, here in my country. I am quite aware, grinningly aware, that in some other countries pants can refer to underpants, underwear, panties, and around-the-lower-naughty-bits unmentionables.
When the zipper on your trouser pants is down, or unzipped, you are possibly exposing yourself. I state in no uncertain terms that my zipper is always down here, and on purpose, metaphorically. I do not call it a crotchless experience because that is just a little too much exposure. I am more like a flasher in a raincoat, opening it quickly and saying "look at this" and hurriedly closing the coat back up. I am more subtle than that usually, so whatever flashes you might see are because my pants are unzipped and the view is dependent on the position and angle of how we are both standing; Metaphorically, speaking.
I am not a flasher! I want us to be very clear on that. When I expose myself sometimes it is not actually on purpose, or with intent. Sometimes what I mean is misunderstood, misinterpreted, or mistranslated. Another difference is that some flashers play with themselves when they expose themselves to people. I do not do that. I am not playing with myself - I am playing with you.
That made me sound like a molester. Great. [*Bleh*]
Let's just let it go and say that it is an unzipped experience here, metaphorically. You see what you see, when you see it, if you see it, and if you angle your head just a little to the left to get a better view.
It really does all depend on your position.