Love is the Plan the Plan is Cake

[symbolism_egg]

Summary: Link attempts to impose order on Allen's life. After all, what if he is all that stands between Allen Walker and chaos? However, there is such a thing as too much order. Especially when Link is involved.
Disclaimer: D.Gray-man and its characters don't belong to me.

Comments

[aorin]

Hee! What does page A54 have I wonder? XD

Please remain calm when he:
1) Shows avian-like tendencies.
2) Shows attention to his braid, beads and feathers.
3) Speaks in puns.
4) Does not speak/respond to you.
Note: If you require further information, kindly refer to page D23 for his brief profile.

&hearts

[symbolism_egg]

Yes, I wonder...!

Pfffft, beautiful list. I think the puns would be adding insult to injury.

5) Stares at you unwaveringly for hours.

On page D23:

He will probably not try to preen you.

(If Madarao hears of this, I think he'll be trying to get his hands on these notes, to see what it says about him. Keep it hidden, Allen!)

Re: &hearts

[starcrossed_sky]

In case of feather allergy (applery wtf self that is not word) seek immediate medical attention.

[symbolism_egg]

"Madarao is probably not a vector for spreading West Nile Virus to other humans, but please wash your hands with soap and water just in case. If he shows any symptoms, alert the Head Nurse at once."

(Just don't imply that he doesn't practice adequate feather hygiene.)

Re: &hearts

[aorin]

6) Does not give you cake. Not many Crows understand the true beauty and benefits of confectionary.

On page D23:

P.S.: And if he does, it is advisable not to resist.

(Imagine if Madarao only manages to get the cake recipes part. I assure you there will be tears... or at least some dust in the eyes XD)

Re: &hearts

[symbolism_egg]

After meeting Leverrier and Link, Allen may have formed the expectation that everyone from Central is a bastard who can nevertheless bake delicious cakes and pastries. He will be disappointed to realize that most of them are just bastards.

LOL, now that could get awkward...

(He's sad that he's not in Link's notes? But that's just dust, I assure you!)