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[symbiotastic]

[He's all Venom right now, picking at his sharp, pointy teeth with a toothpick.]

Hey. Barge. Quick question for you.

[Grin. He flicks the toothpick away.]

Anyone missing a cat?

[OH HO HO HO WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE MISSING A CAT, EDDIE? He lets out a giddy little cackle and switches the video off.]

[OOC: NO, EDDIE DIDN'T EAT A CAT. NO ANIMALS

Comments

[neuroticalson]

Hope you boiled it first.

[Because personal hygiene is the biggest concern here.]

[symbiotastic]

Would you believe the kitchen guys wouldn't let me in? Talk about a lack of commitment to health and safety...

[neuroticalson]

Damn. That calls for a protest or something.

And not a shitty non-violent protest. I mean the good kind.

[symbiotastic]

You mean a riot? [SNICKER.] I keep saying this prison's got a disappointing lack of 'em.

[neuroticalson]

Yeah, one of those.

This place has got a disappointing lack of violence in general. [Said even though there has been some violence since he got here. STILL NOT ENOUGH.]

[symbiotastic]

Tell me about it. It's tough to motivate these guys into anything... big.

[neuroticalson]

You'd think an enclosed space full of supposedly the worst of the worst would be a little more fucking entertaining.

[symbiotastic]

It's almost like they believe in this whole [SNERK, airquotes.] "redemption" thing. I think somebody needs to light a fire under their asses.

[neuroticalson]

Makes me wanna give them something real to believe in.

These guys have it all wrong. They'll never get anywhere with good deeds and imposed morals. Fear's the best way to make 'em do what you want.

[symbiotastic]

'Course, the question is: how do you make vampires, aliens and wizards afraid of anything? [Man, he'd so be throwing up a filter right about now... IF ONLY EDDIE N. DIDN'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HIM.]

FUCKING RINZLERS EVERYWHERE. // Text.

[ifightfor]

Technical impossibility.

Consequences of actions not permanent.

[symbiotastic]

That's part of the fun.

Text. // ...had to use this icon sorry.

[ifightfor]

Query: Flavor of cat?

AWESOME

[symbiotastic]

Uhhhh... Cat-flavored.

Text.

[ifightfor]

Accepted.

[neuroticalson]

I have my ways. For one, a lot of people get emotionally attached to people weaker than them.

[HMM well being in private would probably be a better place to discuss horrible murder for people who don't want everyone to figure them out right away.]

This might be better off discussed elsewhere.