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[symbiotastic]

[He's all Venom right now, picking at his sharp, pointy teeth with a toothpick.]

Hey. Barge. Quick question for you.

[Grin. He flicks the toothpick away.]

Anyone missing a cat?

[OH HO HO HO WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE MISSING A CAT, EDDIE? He lets out a giddy little cackle and switches the video off.]

[OOC: NO, EDDIE DIDN'T EAT A CAT. NO ANIMALS

Comments

[takingacut]

Oh that's just sick.

[symbiotastic]

Sick? I dunno. I'll get back to you in about, hmmmmmm, twelve hours.

[takingacut]

What the hell is wrong with you? Really, I'd like to know.

[symbiotastic]

Hey, I'm just a victim of [PARKERRRRRR!!!] society.

[takingacut]

I've come to realize many people are victims of themselves before society enters the picture.

[symbiotastic]

Yeah? That's deep. You should stitch it into a throw pillow.

[takingacut]

Yeah, yeah. I know it's trite. Doesn't keep it from being true, though.

[symbiotastic]

I don't know; I don't feel particularly victimized by myself.

[takingacut]

Maybe you're one of those lucky exceptions.