Fourth Wall this jerk

Apr 08, 2011 10:01

Ooh, fresh blood all over the network. I hope the vampires don't get hungry. [Laugh.] Just messing, there's nothing to worry about ( Read more... )

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ilumeatcat April 8 2011, 17:31:39 UTC
[She's eating pretzels from a plastic barrel. Yes. A BARREL.]

Oh no, not another marathon of That 70s Show.

[But she is too lazy to change the channel. Oh well, moar pretzels.]

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I <3 LIZ symbiotastic April 8 2011, 17:39:34 UTC
What 70's show? Good Times?

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SHE <3s YOU. WILL YOU BE HER ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER?! ilumeatcat April 8 2011, 17:56:00 UTC
Oh brother, the tv's talking to me again.

[Eyeroll, and now she's leaning towards the screen, wagging her finger.]

Eric Forman, you stop talking to me and go back to your 70s-related shenanigans! That guy from Dead Poets Society gonna be pissed when he finds out what you did to his car!

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NO, I WILL BE HER DENNIS symbiotastic April 8 2011, 18:07:02 UTC
What? [Nervous chuckle.] No, I'm, uh, Brock... Edward Brock, Jr.

Beautiful and crazy, great. Can't find anything else on this stinking Barge...

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DDDD: NOT DENNIS ilumeatcat April 8 2011, 19:17:11 UTC
A man on the tv just called me beautiful.

[Staaaaare.]

Hallucination or not, this is turning out to be a great night for me. Did you say your name was Edward?

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BUT DENNIS IS THE BEST symbiotastic April 8 2011, 23:40:52 UTC
That's right. Edward Brock, Jr. And you are...?

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Well he IS the Beeper King..... ilumeatcat April 9 2011, 01:53:28 UTC
I'm Liz.

[nom nom, pretzel]

So, Edward, what show is this anyway? Some kind of fake reality show? With....vampires?

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