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May 07, 2005 22:09

This is a breaking news report on E!:

We are sorry to interrupt this E! program but Live E! news reports that JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT!

SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT! WELL HOLY SHIT!!!!! THROW A FUCKING BABY SHOWER FOR JENNIFER GARGNER RIGHT AWAY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! WTF!

This has been a breaking news report on E!, now back to your E! program.

I hate the E! network.
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