May 07, 2005 22:09
This is a breaking news report on E!:
We are sorry to interrupt this E! program but Live E! news reports that JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT!
SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT! WELL HOLY SHIT!!!!! THROW A FUCKING BABY SHOWER FOR JENNIFER GARGNER RIGHT AWAY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! WTF!
This has been a breaking news report on E!, now back to your E! program.
I hate the E! network.