All of which, today, led
here.
1. Wow. Rick Astley can’t dance for shit.
2. Wow. Rick Astley really looks like a tool.
3. What the hell is Rick Astley wearing? Nice pants, tool.
4. Wow. Rick Astley looks really young.
5. And he still can’t dance.
6. OH MY GOD! Was everyone drinking crazy punch in the 80s?
7. Yeah, he totally just pointed at his heart to emphasize the line about his heart.
8. Check out that black guy doing gymnastics!
9. He didn’t want his music played at gay clubs? Seriously? Hey, Rick Astley, that backup dancer? Total gaywad. Is that why you’re never in the same shot as him?