This is so weird. Christian nation? Does that mean me and all the pagans have to move out? Jesus came from my tribe, y'all, but I don't celebrate his birthday or his deathday.
Err, which is this, again?
I'd be really happy if no one ever wished me Merry Xmas, but I can't stop them.
Please show me the Arrest Folks For Wishing Merry Christmas Police, I would like to have some on hand in the coming season.