Fun with similes and metephors.
Okay, I enjoy coming up with the most random similes and metaphors possible for certain things, example:
As productive as trying to push a beached whale with a go-kart.
or
As productive as two 90-year-olds fucking.
So lets have fun with really random ones, Ill tart a sentence with "As ... as" and see what random stuff you people can come up with
As slow as...
As weak as...
As stupid as...
As strong as...
As ugly as...
As thin as...
As fat as...
As productive as...
As angry as...
As dead as...
Well there are a few, Ill fill it in when IVe got more time, if you think of more, let me know, I have a paper to write now.
As productive as trying to push a beached whale with a go-kart.
or
As productive as two 90-year-olds fucking.
So lets have fun with really random ones, Ill tart a sentence with "As ... as" and see what random stuff you people can come up with
As slow as...
As weak as...
As stupid as...
As strong as...
As ugly as...
As thin as...
As fat as...
As productive as...
As angry as...
As dead as...
Well there are a few, Ill fill it in when IVe got more time, if you think of more, let me know, I have a paper to write now.