An unrelated plea for help

May 10, 2007 12:55

MY ROOM IS FILLING UP WITH WASPS!!!!

They just keep flying in, one after another. One of them is definitely the hugest wasp I've ever seen.

Help. I am soooo phobic of wasps that when one starts buzzing around my room I start shaking all over, am unable to move, my stomach gets really, really nauseous, and I can't even hold onto the can of wasp spray because I'm so afraid.

If anybody wants to get rid of them for me, either spray them, or catch them, or squish them, I will do just about anything for you. Give you all of my life savings. Bake you cookies. Be your sex slave. Sign my soul into your keeping.

I'm not trying to be melodramatic. Phobias are just like that. I'm terrified to go back into my bedroom, and so I don't know how I will manage to take a shower or do my laundry or sleep.

Yeah. It should be noted that I'm not scared of bugs in general, and I even go so far as to being intrigued by and fond of spiders. I generally don't approve of just killing things. Just thought I'd say. I'm not one of those squeamish girls who think they have to be squeamish and afraid of bugs in order to be sufficiently girly.
Previous post Next post
Up