Solo mode =(
Resident Evil 5
One of the dumbest games I’ve ever played for the PS3
(and don’t you be going, oh my god! How can anyone dis’ this game? It’s Resident Evil!!!! I ain’t no raving fanboy. I’ve only played one other RE game and thought I remembered liking it. Then I remembered, oh wait, I only liked it because I had god-mode on + unlimited ammo)
I’m trying to solo this hell’s creation on one level to earn some cash to power up my magnum (still haven’t figured out why there are precious gems worth $40,000 gold just left all over the place nor who I’m selling these gems to >__>). I gotta say, it sucks even worse on solo. At least with two players, you can get the girl OFF YOUR ASS! OMG! Somehow, this bitch just knows what places to be to BE IN THE WAY!
Scenario:
There’s a monster coming?
Me: *gets sniper gun out*
*aims*
*sees a giant BUTT in my view*
Me: WTF!? *lowers gun*
Her: *standing in front of me*
Monster: *goes THROUGH her and attacks me*
Me: >:U You got to be shitting me! *switches gun* Move your bubble butt whore! *uses shot gun*
That monster dies
Another monster comes
Me: *readies shot gun*
Suddenly, my character is on the floor, twitching from electricity
Me: WTF!? 8U
Her: *holding a cattle prod*
*electricity conducts into the air*
:)
Me: WTF BTICH! HIT THEM! NOT ME!!!!
Her: *stands there*
*moves*
*…into my field of vision*
Me: I CAN’T SEE - *falls to the ground, twitching* FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S SACRED, STOP HITTING ME!
Her: *monster grabs her*
*she yells for help*
Me: *weighing the pros and cons to helping her*