Eating candy from dead people is okay :)

Nov 11, 2010 21:35

Offhand: Thanks LJ for not telling me that I've been getting comments on some of my posts. Now I look like a douche. Really, appreciation from the heart.

Main Purpose of this Post
Only in ********* do the crime scene investigators EAT candy left at a crime scene. Candy that belonged to the person KILLED.
Just something wrong with that man.
Guess I should shed some light on what's going down.
For class, our "final" was to make a crime scene. After wards, we'd have to investigate another team's crime scene (and one of the groups would likewise investigate ours). My team's crime scene was of a "Drug Deal Gone Wrong on Halloween" scenario. Our victim was a drug dealer who disguised herself as a trick-or-treater. In her little pail, hidden under some candy, were her "goods."
I was the witness so I had to explain what I saw to the group who got our crime scene.
My story (totally wished I could have used my ghetto voice but we had to be professional):
I was out talking to my girl, Yolanda, about the latest Glee episode when I noticed a kid standing on the street corner. Now I couldn't be too sure if it really was a kid or not because this person had on a mask but s/he was short (for the sake of this story, I'm calling the person a girl because we used the smallest person on our team to do the chalk body outline- and she was female). Anyways, I didn't think much of it and concentrated on debating with Yolanda about Kurt (FYI I've never seen an episode of Glee because I'm not a musical person but that was the first thing that came to mind when I thought of TV shows. And I remember mention of a Kurt so I just rolled with it).
However, at some point, a car drove up next to the kid. I thought it must have been her parents. The kid goes over to the car and shows her pail to the driver. My character is thinking, oh, the girl is showing her pops what she got from trick-or-treating & thinks nothing of it.
Shouting catches my attention. I see the kid and the driver of the car struggling. She runs away. I'm thinking, guess that kid didn't want to give up her Snickers to daddy or something. Well, "daddy" pulls out a piece and shoots the kid twice in the back. The kid falls onto the sidewalk, face down. Her pail goes flying, candy thrown everywhere.
Someone from the passenger's side comes out, shoots the kid in the back of the head. This person must of panicked because he dropped the gun and sprinted to the car.
Since it's dark, no one saw my character (she's over in the apartment complexes across the street), who is currently like: O___________o the foo foo just happen!?
This is when my character calls the cops ~

So after telling my eye-witness account, I go back to my group and start working with them. I'm the diagramer so I have to get measurements. Love how fugly my picture was :D Just like the guy's in the book! But it's just a rough draft. PS will make the final version look pretty :D)
After we finish investigation our crime scene, I'm walking back inside our school building with our gathered evidence, I looked in the trashcan and noticed wrappers in the garbage can.
Candy wrappers.
Candy wrappers that were of the SAME type of candy I had bought to use on our crime scene.
The SAME sized candy too.
The SAME design.
...
WTF YOU GUYS ATE THE CANDY AT A CRIME SCENE!? ISN'T THAT TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE!? :U
THE CLASS IS ONLY 3 HOURS!
REALLY!?
I DON'T CARE IF THE PERSON HAS A DAMN BULLET IN THEIR SKULL AND WON'T BE EATING THAT CANDY
THAT'S JUST F'ED UP WEIRD!
WHO CAN EAT CANDY WHEN THERE'S A DEAD BODY NOT EVEN 4 FEET AWAY!?
*crazyshockedface.jpg*

So yeah, just wanted to write about that

really!? o___o;, school, who eats dead people's candy, candy

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