A nearly enlightening Chrismas Experience

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On my way to work this morning I mumbled in my head "Give me a sign about what today holds". Have you ever done that? Looked for clues to answer questions or turned on the radio for a song that will help you out in some way? Well, a moment later I rounded the corner of the ramp leading onto 14th street and there stood A Santa Claus on his cell phone and Jesus smoking a cigarette. Santa seemed to be enjoying himself, and Jesus' was fiddling with the crown of thorns that were tugging at his giant buffont shiny jesus wig.

What in the hell does it mean??!