Had a dream I said
Last night I had a dream. In this dream, I was fucking around with the local McDonalds, throwing their food at their windows and whatnot. Then actor Christopher McDonald (seriously) came by and was assigned the task of cleaning it up. I felt bad for what I'd done, since I've enjoyed many of his roles, and cleaned it up myself.
It was at this time that McDonald noticed that I had a marking on me. This was the marking of the Messiah. Suddenly, I was in an old book store and people were crowding around me to pray. It was very serene. I sat down and meditated with my followers until I was in some sort of transcendental zone. When I came to (still in the dream), I was in my friends old house, still the Messiah and savior of mankind. After healing people's ailments, I encountered a sexy Asian girl. I began to have sex with her against her will. I actually penetrated her through her jeans, this being the strength of my Messianic member, I suppose.
She said, "I don't want to do this." I replied, "My child, have no fear. You've been chosen by the Father Himself." She giggled. Then, I turned to my followers, and led a brief prayer service. I returned to my Asian bride to be, and she was with a sexy blonde female friend on the couch. She opened her mouth as to protest what would happen, but I quelled her fears. I said "I needn't your services, child. I only wish that you and your friend would perform sexual acts on each other whilst laying on top of me."
They did what I asked. I then came all over the room. People were running to be covered in my holy cream. The force was so powerful it actually put a hole in the Asian girl. Being Asian, she subserviently cleaned it all up.
I then woke up, changed my pants and have since been in deep thought as to whether or not I'm going to hell for this dream. Or, if it is a sign of something that will be happening in my life.
It was at this time that McDonald noticed that I had a marking on me. This was the marking of the Messiah. Suddenly, I was in an old book store and people were crowding around me to pray. It was very serene. I sat down and meditated with my followers until I was in some sort of transcendental zone. When I came to (still in the dream), I was in my friends old house, still the Messiah and savior of mankind. After healing people's ailments, I encountered a sexy Asian girl. I began to have sex with her against her will. I actually penetrated her through her jeans, this being the strength of my Messianic member, I suppose.
She said, "I don't want to do this." I replied, "My child, have no fear. You've been chosen by the Father Himself." She giggled. Then, I turned to my followers, and led a brief prayer service. I returned to my Asian bride to be, and she was with a sexy blonde female friend on the couch. She opened her mouth as to protest what would happen, but I quelled her fears. I said "I needn't your services, child. I only wish that you and your friend would perform sexual acts on each other whilst laying on top of me."
They did what I asked. I then came all over the room. People were running to be covered in my holy cream. The force was so powerful it actually put a hole in the Asian girl. Being Asian, she subserviently cleaned it all up.
I then woke up, changed my pants and have since been in deep thought as to whether or not I'm going to hell for this dream. Or, if it is a sign of something that will be happening in my life.