I STILL object, your Honor! That evidence has been tampered with!!!
I'm mean and ebil because I stoled a survey. I'm not in the mood to post my dream. It was too...weird.
I think after taking it, I was ready to just fall over and die. It be a /LONG/ one.
1) Your gender: /Femme/
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: /Bi I suppose/
(3) Single?: /Currently/
(4) Want to be?: /Yes/
(5) Your birthday: /March 4/
(6) Age you act: /Depends on whether I'm drugged or not/
(7) Age you wish you were: /17/
(8) Your height: /Almost 6'/
(9) The color of your eyes: /Gray/
(10) Happy with it?: /Yes/
(11) The color of your hair: /Dirty Blonde/
(12) Happy with it?: /No/
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: /Right/
(14) Your living arrangement?: /Crummy townhouse./
(27) Your family: /Merr./
(29) What's your job: /None...yet/
(30) Piercings?: /Ears/
(31) Tattoos?: /Soon enough./
(32) Obsessions?: /Many/
(35) Do you speak another language?: /I try./
(36) Have a favorite quote?: /"Get Lost"/
(37) Do you have a web page?: /Nope/
(38) Do you live in the moment?: /I suppose/
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: /No/
(40) Do you have any secrets?: /Lots/
(41) Do you hate yourself?: /You bet./
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: /Sure/
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: /*coughs*/
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: /I don't./
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: /Psycho Bitch/
(46) What's your biggest fear?: /Rodents. esp. mice/
(47) Can you sing?: /No/
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: /I did once/
(49) Are you a loner?: /Obviously./
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: /Nope./
(52) Are you a daredevil?: /Not really/
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: /The dreams and my irritability./
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: /Aggressive/
(55) Have you got a car?: /Not old enough/
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? /None and Monster/
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: /Everything/
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: /None./
(59) How do you vent?: /I imagine either cutting myself or someone else./
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: /No/
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: /Life is phucked/
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? : /Never trust men./
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: /My eyes./
(65) And least?: /Everything else./
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: /HA...no./
(67) Are you confident?: /Not always./
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: /Myself./
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: /Always/
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: /Tried to once/
(72) Do drugs?: /Took sleeping aids before, and tried one drug quite a while ago. Twas awful./
(73) Read the newspaper?: /Sometimes./
(74) Pray?: /No/
(75) Go to church? /No/
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: /I'll harass them a bit for bothering me, yes./
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: /Sometimes/
(78) Take walks in the rain?: /Want to./
(79) Talk to people that hate you : /I make attempts./
(80) Drive?: /No/
(81) Like to drive fast?: /I don't drive, so no./
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice? /No/
(83) Hurt yourself?: /Several times/
(84) Been out of the country?: /No/
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: /Don't think so./
/Merr? *looks for the missing link*/
(87) Been unfaithful?: /Yes/
(88) Been in love?: /Yes/
(89) Done drugs?: /Tried one/
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: /No/
(92) Had a surgery?: /Not that I know of./
(93) Ran away from home?: /No/
(94) Played strip poker: /No/
(95) Gotten beaten up?: /Several times/
(97) Been picked on?: /Always/
(98) Been on stage?: /When I was little./
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: /Err...I would hope not./
(100) Slept outdoors?: /Yes/
(101) Thought about suicide?: /Always/
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: /A few/
(103) If yes, what is your record?: /4 days/
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: /No/
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: /No/
(107) Slept all day?: /Every Saturday, I try./
(108) Killed someone?: /I want to./
(109) Made out with a stranger?: /No/
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: /Dreamt I did./
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: /Always/
(112) Kissed the same sex?: /.../
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? /No/
(114) Been betrayed? /Yes/
(115) Had a dream that came true?: /Oddly enough./
(116) Broken the law?: /Yes/
(117) Met a famous person?: /No/
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? /It wasn't an accident./
(146) Stolen anything?: /Yes/
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: /No/
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: /I wish./
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: /*nods*/
(150) Considered religious vocation?: /No religion means no religious vacation. Duh./
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: /I've been criticized for not having sex at all./
(152) Bungee jumped?: /No./
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: /Hasn't left me yet./
CLOTHES and other fashion
(154) Shoe brand?: /Whatever fits nicely./
(155) Brand of clothing?: /Dark, pretty clothes/
(156) Cologne/perfume?: /Sometimes/
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: /Regular school required uniforms. Now I wear whatever I happen to come across./
(159) Wear hats?: /Hoodies on a bad day./
(161) Wear make-up?: /Rarely/
(162) Favorite place to shop?: /The book store./
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: /Jeans/
(164) Are you trendy?: /Nope/
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: /Hell no./
BELIEFS -
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: /I'll belive it when I see it./
(167) Miracles?: /No/
(168) Astrology?: /I guess/
(169) Magic?: /Yes/
(170) God?: /No/
(171) Satan?: /No/
(172) Santa?: /Not really/
(173) Ghosts?: /Yes/
(174) Luck?: /Sure/
(175) Love at first sight?: /Yes/
(176) Yin and Yang?: /Merr?/
(177) Witches?: /Yes./
(178) bunny?: /YES! Mwahahaha...the bunneh PWNS you!/
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: /Obviously not./
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: /No/
(181) Do you wish on stars?: /No/
LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: /Should I be?/
(183) Do you remember your first love?: /Yes/
(184) Still love him/her?: /Yes/
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: /No/
(186) What do you find romantic?: /My basement. *laughs* No, I mean either the park or the graveyard./
(187) Turn-on?: /Polite and caring gentlemen who aren't too cocky and are topless. Same to girls if you scratch off the 'topless' part./
(188) Turn-off?: /Sleazy people who use their mates for a trophy or think they're the Dominant./
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: /No/
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: /Flattered I suppose. That would depend on who it is./
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: /Knowing them would be nice./
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: /Yes. Not that I go by that "rule"./
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: /No/
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: /When they're looking at my chest, I suppose they do. *growls*/
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: /The chest and abs/
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: /Their obsession with sports./
(207) What's the last present someone gave you? /A spiked collar...around my neck...attached to the wall. -.-/
(208) Are you in love?: /Yes/
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: /Hell yeah/
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: /Look for a quick second and keep walking./
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: /Boy/
(212) You wanted to kill?: /A certain friend o' mine's father figure./
(213) That you laughed at?: /Myself/
(214) That laughed at you?: /Ty/
(215) That turned you on?: /D...when he wasn't killing small rodents./
(216) You went shopping with?: /Merr./
(217) That broke your heart?: /Penguin/
(218) To disappoint you?: /Myself/
(219) To ask you out?: /D, if you consider the question, "can I phuck you" asking me out./
(220) To make you cry?: /Myself/
(221) To brighten up your day?: /My stuffed bunny. Seriously./
(222) That you thought about?: /Father figure.
(223) You saw a movie with? /My family./
(224) You talked to on the phone?: /I don't remember that far back./
(225) You talked to through IM?: /j00/
(226) You saw?: /My mother heading to bed. *laughs*/
(227) You lost?: /Penguin/
(229) You thought was completely insane?: /Penguin/
(230) You wanted to be?: /Nobody/
(231) You told off?: /I'm not that brave./
(232) You trusted?: /Nobody./
(233) You turned down? /D. ^-^/
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: /Earlier/
(235) Laughed?: /Yesterday/
(236) Cried?: /This morning./
(237) Bought something?: /*thinks*/
(239) Were sarcastic?: /This morning./
(240) hugged someone? /A few moments ago./
(241) Talked to an ex?: /The other day./
(242) Watched your fave movie?: /Quite a while ago./
(243) Had a nightmare?: /lways have those./
(245) Talked on the phone?: /ages ago...?/
(246) Listened to the radio?: /Earlier in the afternoon./
(247) Watched TV?: /About an hour ago./
(248) Went out?: /Today/
(249) Helped someone?: /Currently/
(250) Were mean?: /This morning./
(251) Sang?: /I never sing./
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: /It's been forever./
(253) Said "I love you"?: /To my family, today. To Lovelyness, the other day./
(254) Missed someone?: /Always/
(255) Fought with a family member?: /Merr./
(256) Fought with a friend?: /Not too long ago./
(257) Had a serious conversation?: /Yesterday./
(258) Got drunk: /Tried drinking, and it wasn't enough to get me drunk. I hated it./
I think after taking it, I was ready to just fall over and die. It be a /LONG/ one.
1) Your gender: /Femme/
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: /Bi I suppose/
(3) Single?: /Currently/
(4) Want to be?: /Yes/
(5) Your birthday: /March 4/
(6) Age you act: /Depends on whether I'm drugged or not/
(7) Age you wish you were: /17/
(8) Your height: /Almost 6'/
(9) The color of your eyes: /Gray/
(10) Happy with it?: /Yes/
(11) The color of your hair: /Dirty Blonde/
(12) Happy with it?: /No/
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: /Right/
(14) Your living arrangement?: /Crummy townhouse./
(27) Your family: /Merr./
(29) What's your job: /None...yet/
(30) Piercings?: /Ears/
(31) Tattoos?: /Soon enough./
(32) Obsessions?: /Many/
(35) Do you speak another language?: /I try./
(36) Have a favorite quote?: /"Get Lost"/
(37) Do you have a web page?: /Nope/
(38) Do you live in the moment?: /I suppose/
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: /No/
(40) Do you have any secrets?: /Lots/
(41) Do you hate yourself?: /You bet./
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: /Sure/
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: /*coughs*/
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: /I don't./
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: /Psycho Bitch/
(46) What's your biggest fear?: /Rodents. esp. mice/
(47) Can you sing?: /No/
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: /I did once/
(49) Are you a loner?: /Obviously./
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: /Nope./
(52) Are you a daredevil?: /Not really/
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: /The dreams and my irritability./
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: /Aggressive/
(55) Have you got a car?: /Not old enough/
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? /None and Monster/
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: /Everything/
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: /None./
(59) How do you vent?: /I imagine either cutting myself or someone else./
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: /No/
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: /Life is phucked/
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? : /Never trust men./
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: /My eyes./
(65) And least?: /Everything else./
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: /HA...no./
(67) Are you confident?: /Not always./
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: /Myself./
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: /Always/
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: /Tried to once/
(72) Do drugs?: /Took sleeping aids before, and tried one drug quite a while ago. Twas awful./
(73) Read the newspaper?: /Sometimes./
(74) Pray?: /No/
(75) Go to church? /No/
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: /I'll harass them a bit for bothering me, yes./
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: /Sometimes/
(78) Take walks in the rain?: /Want to./
(79) Talk to people that hate you : /I make attempts./
(80) Drive?: /No/
(81) Like to drive fast?: /I don't drive, so no./
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice? /No/
(83) Hurt yourself?: /Several times/
(84) Been out of the country?: /No/
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: /Don't think so./
/Merr? *looks for the missing link*/
(87) Been unfaithful?: /Yes/
(88) Been in love?: /Yes/
(89) Done drugs?: /Tried one/
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: /No/
(92) Had a surgery?: /Not that I know of./
(93) Ran away from home?: /No/
(94) Played strip poker: /No/
(95) Gotten beaten up?: /Several times/
(97) Been picked on?: /Always/
(98) Been on stage?: /When I was little./
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: /Err...I would hope not./
(100) Slept outdoors?: /Yes/
(101) Thought about suicide?: /Always/
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: /A few/
(103) If yes, what is your record?: /4 days/
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: /No/
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: /No/
(107) Slept all day?: /Every Saturday, I try./
(108) Killed someone?: /I want to./
(109) Made out with a stranger?: /No/
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: /Dreamt I did./
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: /Always/
(112) Kissed the same sex?: /.../
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? /No/
(114) Been betrayed? /Yes/
(115) Had a dream that came true?: /Oddly enough./
(116) Broken the law?: /Yes/
(117) Met a famous person?: /No/
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? /It wasn't an accident./
(146) Stolen anything?: /Yes/
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: /No/
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: /I wish./
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: /*nods*/
(150) Considered religious vocation?: /No religion means no religious vacation. Duh./
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: /I've been criticized for not having sex at all./
(152) Bungee jumped?: /No./
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: /Hasn't left me yet./
CLOTHES and other fashion
(154) Shoe brand?: /Whatever fits nicely./
(155) Brand of clothing?: /Dark, pretty clothes/
(156) Cologne/perfume?: /Sometimes/
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: /Regular school required uniforms. Now I wear whatever I happen to come across./
(159) Wear hats?: /Hoodies on a bad day./
(161) Wear make-up?: /Rarely/
(162) Favorite place to shop?: /The book store./
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: /Jeans/
(164) Are you trendy?: /Nope/
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: /Hell no./
BELIEFS -
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: /I'll belive it when I see it./
(167) Miracles?: /No/
(168) Astrology?: /I guess/
(169) Magic?: /Yes/
(170) God?: /No/
(171) Satan?: /No/
(172) Santa?: /Not really/
(173) Ghosts?: /Yes/
(174) Luck?: /Sure/
(175) Love at first sight?: /Yes/
(176) Yin and Yang?: /Merr?/
(177) Witches?: /Yes./
(178) bunny?: /YES! Mwahahaha...the bunneh PWNS you!/
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: /Obviously not./
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: /No/
(181) Do you wish on stars?: /No/
LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: /Should I be?/
(183) Do you remember your first love?: /Yes/
(184) Still love him/her?: /Yes/
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: /No/
(186) What do you find romantic?: /My basement. *laughs* No, I mean either the park or the graveyard./
(187) Turn-on?: /Polite and caring gentlemen who aren't too cocky and are topless. Same to girls if you scratch off the 'topless' part./
(188) Turn-off?: /Sleazy people who use their mates for a trophy or think they're the Dominant./
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: /No/
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: /Flattered I suppose. That would depend on who it is./
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: /Knowing them would be nice./
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: /Yes. Not that I go by that "rule"./
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: /No/
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: /When they're looking at my chest, I suppose they do. *growls*/
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: /The chest and abs/
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: /Their obsession with sports./
(207) What's the last present someone gave you? /A spiked collar...around my neck...attached to the wall. -.-/
(208) Are you in love?: /Yes/
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: /Hell yeah/
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: /Look for a quick second and keep walking./
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: /Boy/
(212) You wanted to kill?: /A certain friend o' mine's father figure./
(213) That you laughed at?: /Myself/
(214) That laughed at you?: /Ty/
(215) That turned you on?: /D...when he wasn't killing small rodents./
(216) You went shopping with?: /Merr./
(217) That broke your heart?: /Penguin/
(218) To disappoint you?: /Myself/
(219) To ask you out?: /D, if you consider the question, "can I phuck you" asking me out./
(220) To make you cry?: /Myself/
(221) To brighten up your day?: /My stuffed bunny. Seriously./
(222) That you thought about?: /Father figure.
(223) You saw a movie with? /My family./
(224) You talked to on the phone?: /I don't remember that far back./
(225) You talked to through IM?: /j00/
(226) You saw?: /My mother heading to bed. *laughs*/
(227) You lost?: /Penguin/
(229) You thought was completely insane?: /Penguin/
(230) You wanted to be?: /Nobody/
(231) You told off?: /I'm not that brave./
(232) You trusted?: /Nobody./
(233) You turned down? /D. ^-^/
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: /Earlier/
(235) Laughed?: /Yesterday/
(236) Cried?: /This morning./
(237) Bought something?: /*thinks*/
(239) Were sarcastic?: /This morning./
(240) hugged someone? /A few moments ago./
(241) Talked to an ex?: /The other day./
(242) Watched your fave movie?: /Quite a while ago./
(243) Had a nightmare?: /lways have those./
(245) Talked on the phone?: /ages ago...?/
(246) Listened to the radio?: /Earlier in the afternoon./
(247) Watched TV?: /About an hour ago./
(248) Went out?: /Today/
(249) Helped someone?: /Currently/
(250) Were mean?: /This morning./
(251) Sang?: /I never sing./
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: /It's been forever./
(253) Said "I love you"?: /To my family, today. To Lovelyness, the other day./
(254) Missed someone?: /Always/
(255) Fought with a family member?: /Merr./
(256) Fought with a friend?: /Not too long ago./
(257) Had a serious conversation?: /Yesterday./
(258) Got drunk: /Tried drinking, and it wasn't enough to get me drunk. I hated it./