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May contain cursing, adult situations, unfunny remarks and too much cute.
Last time we left the Uniyas, John and Ronna got married, had Derek, Ronna got pregnant again, Derek grew into a toddler, she gave birth to Ophelia and Riley, Derek grew into an awkward Sim!Child, and the twins grew into toddlers. As you can tell, it was a fairly productive update.
Ronna's a good parent and all, but sometimes I wonder about her intentions...
I can't imagine that tastes too good.
John: I am FULL OF WIN!
That may be true, John, but this is where you fail. He brought this home from work.
While Ronna talks about kinky sex to herself in the mirror...
... her daughter plays in toilet overflowage behind her.
And John and Riley trap the two in the bathroom.
A sign for what the future may hold?
I moved them - again. I LOVELOVELOVE this house, but unfortunately, my computer doesn't.
Um, excuse me, but what the fuck is that?
Welcome wagon time!
D:
... has pontential.
D:
... please to be getting the fuck out.
Derek got a bit of a makeover. :3
... I take back what I said about Ronna being a good parent. Good parents don't let their kids play in traffic.
Ronna got a BIG makeover!
Seems she got into John's drug stash.
Poor Derek is so ignored. ):
Why hello there, Man-in-a-wig.
Awwwwwww. :] This is way too cute.
John's back to his old habits, it seems.
Not your bed.
... ):
D'awwww. I love Sim!Toddlers.
X3 TOO. MUCH. CUTE.
Birthday time! :D
Ophelia.
Riley.
... The twins are long gone, you guys. =/
John's forced to sit at the kids' table.
Last move! Promise.
:D
After a small makeover, this townie was pretty hot.
Family life is boring Ronna.
Awww, Riley. This is so cute, I'm not even going to yell at you that you have a bed. :D
Ninja!Riley
Better look at the twins' outfits.
John got a makeover!
Ronna's heir portrait.
John is fascinated by rain.
EVERY SINGLE DAY, this THING stands outside their house, breathing heavily and just staring in their window...
Ronna: :D
Derek: :O
6th grade homework is a fascinating concept in the Uniya household.
Ophelia: Mommy? Come play catch with me?
Ronna: Hush, honey, Mommy's reading about a romantic life she'll never have.
... Why you be hatin'
The Uniyas are full of win. But Ophelia needs to remove herself from the garbage.
:)
... :D
... :D :D :D :D
Bye bye, John.
Ronna: LOL MY HUSBANDS GETTING ASS PROBED
Hot Townie: LOLOLOLOLOL
Look who’s back.
Syldae’s getting asssss babies :D
Ronna: *worryworryworry*
Everyone else: Aliens, fucking awesome!!
The kids kept rolling the want for a puppy, so I got ‘em Lupin. Sorry, the pics kind’ve dark.
... I have a feeling Ronna’s planning murder.
John: MY ASS HURRTTTSSS! *sob*
Syldae: :D
Ronna: Dear Diary.
Ronna: I have a TV.
Ronna: I want to sell it for a bear.
Ronna: And maybe a garden gnome.
... Ronna’s journal entries are thought provoking.
A slightly better look at Lupin.
And then they wanted a bird. =/ This is Pepper.
Derek’s Birthday spam!
... and you have to wait till next update to see teenaged Derek ‘cause I’m evil. :D
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