new year update
since i never update this anymore, and nora always tells me to, here i am to tell you about my encounter with mormans on new years eve.
so we are this party, it was pretty sweet. it had like 12 kegs, and everyone was getting crunk tight. they had like a huge stage in the kids back yard with a dj and huge projection screen to count down the new year. all in all a good party i though.
so we come home to my house at like 1 or so.. and Ed invites these morman girls over. they bring over like their cousin and his friend too. noone tells me these people are morman. so im just chillin, you know. and they are all sitting at the table and i come out with this huge pitcher and im like "who wants beer?" and all the mormans just stare me down and they all say "no" real quick. so im just like, ok whatever, maybe everyone has had enough to drink tonight? i dont know. so i get myself a beer out of the fridge just minding my own bussiness. then one of the girls asks if i want to play spoons. and i had no clue what the hell that was. evidently it is some stupid ass morman card game. the whole time i thought we were playing a drinking game, but i was just to confused to figure it out. so im getting my ass kicked cuz i have no idea how to play and im swearing and shit, and they all got offended. then armando comes over, so me and him go back to my room and were getting all fucked up and shit. then ed comes in and is like, we should game on the girls. so im like, ok. then i go back in there and they are watching sports and WSU highlights are on, and one of the dudes was like "i dislike the cougars" and me being the avid washington fan i am yell out "yeah, fuck the cougars. fuck them in their stupid ass" and i guess i just kept saying fuck this and fuck that. i dont really know. then all of a sudden all 4 of them got super quiet and were like "we have to leave" and then one of the girls comes up to me and is like "sleep it off" and i thought it was like a joke or something.. and im like "yeah same to you" and she just stares me down. then they left and everyone informed me they were morman and i was the reason they left. bahaha. then we played tecmo bowl til like 5 in the morning. it was awesome
so we are this party, it was pretty sweet. it had like 12 kegs, and everyone was getting crunk tight. they had like a huge stage in the kids back yard with a dj and huge projection screen to count down the new year. all in all a good party i though.
so we come home to my house at like 1 or so.. and Ed invites these morman girls over. they bring over like their cousin and his friend too. noone tells me these people are morman. so im just chillin, you know. and they are all sitting at the table and i come out with this huge pitcher and im like "who wants beer?" and all the mormans just stare me down and they all say "no" real quick. so im just like, ok whatever, maybe everyone has had enough to drink tonight? i dont know. so i get myself a beer out of the fridge just minding my own bussiness. then one of the girls asks if i want to play spoons. and i had no clue what the hell that was. evidently it is some stupid ass morman card game. the whole time i thought we were playing a drinking game, but i was just to confused to figure it out. so im getting my ass kicked cuz i have no idea how to play and im swearing and shit, and they all got offended. then armando comes over, so me and him go back to my room and were getting all fucked up and shit. then ed comes in and is like, we should game on the girls. so im like, ok. then i go back in there and they are watching sports and WSU highlights are on, and one of the dudes was like "i dislike the cougars" and me being the avid washington fan i am yell out "yeah, fuck the cougars. fuck them in their stupid ass" and i guess i just kept saying fuck this and fuck that. i dont really know. then all of a sudden all 4 of them got super quiet and were like "we have to leave" and then one of the girls comes up to me and is like "sleep it off" and i thought it was like a joke or something.. and im like "yeah same to you" and she just stares me down. then they left and everyone informed me they were morman and i was the reason they left. bahaha. then we played tecmo bowl til like 5 in the morning. it was awesome