weekend update
it is monday night and i cannot sleep. so here i am to tell you about my weekend. on friday we really did nothing during the day. the drinking began kind of early. we were all gone off some captain mo and brew. then i think we called meagan and chelsea to see what they were doing. they were at some party so ryan dropped me, jeremy and joe off cuz he didnt want to go. so we get there and they wont us in cuz theres to many guys in there. so joe says to them "what are you guys, some faggot ass frat?" and the guy stares at him and goes "......yes...." so we just start laughing and you know how shit goes, it starts to esculate and whatnot but eventually meagan and chelsea calm us down and we all leave to go to some other place. then we went down frat row first to see whats happening. the thing is, when me and joe go to frat row, nothing good really comes out of it. first frat we hit up wont let us, same thing basically starts up cuz me and joe dont keep our mouths shut. were like fuck it whatever. then we get to this next frat, and we're like fuck it and we just walk passed the fags at the door and go in. then like 5 dudes step up and are like get the fuck out! and were like, fuck you. so we start to leave and this kid starts pushing jeremy. and jeremy is like, fuck outta here with that shit. so were out in the parking lot just beefing with these frat fucks. one dude came up to me and was like "yo, call your boy off him" and i just look at the dude and im like "i aint doin shit, fuck you!" and the dude just straight leaves. my buck fifty frame scared that chump off. it ruled. then some other kid was talking about hes a 4 time all state wrestling champ at texas, and we're like fuck that, why are you are some gay frat in arizona you faggot. so eventually after like 20 minutes of going back and forth, we finally just bounce cuz its retarded. it still ruled though. then at this point we went to some apartment place. they had a keg. we all did keg stands. we were all super hammered. it ruled. so that about sums up that night. saturday we watched football all day and drank. phil comes over and invites a bunch of girls over. these girls were wack. this one black girl was hating on us cuz we use hand soap to wash dishes and she couldnt use a shot glass that was used once by someone else. and im just like "shut the fuck up fat man!" ala sam jackson in pulp fiction.. evidently she has never seen the movie cuz she was offended. then shes like "i dont want to drink anti-bacterial!" and im like, are you serious? get the fuck out of my house. so then they leave. and like a couple other girls still stayed. joes cousin michael came over. he is funny as shit cuz he just rips on joe the entire time. so we just get hammered and do nothing really. still a good time. then sunday rolls around and we watch football all day. that was about it for sunday. thus concluding my weekend.