Oct 25, 2014 21:32
The Hubs: *whispering* Hey, isn't that the guy in the insurance commercials?
Me: The Allstate dude. Whatshisfaceagain? Mayhem?
The Hubs: Yep.
Me: Shhhhhh! It's his big break! Don't ruin it for him!
Yeah, John Wick. Keanu Reeves not entirely sucking this time around, looking all lean and mean in his dark suit.
You know you're gonna be screwed eventually if your lackey is the Mayhem dude from the Allstate commercials. Spoilers.
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