Isabel is a wiseass.
So this morning, Isabel says to me: "Mommy, as revenge for your repeated use of the dreaded baby-snot sucker, I am going to refuse to go back to sleep after you change my diaper from a massive crap at 6am this morning. I know I usually go right back to sleep after a diaper change around then, but I also know you're dying from the plague and I just want you to realize how I REALLY feel about the baby-snot sucker. So from 6 until 6:45, I am going to sing in your ear, attempt to bite you repeatedly, giggle and generally raise mayhem while you try to nurse me into submission. And I will be so cute about it, that you cant eat me, even if you want to. Biology won't let you! Just remember this next time you reach for the baby-snot sucker, no matter how badly I need it."
Going back to the clinic today, cause Im now bringing up bright yellow crap from the lungs and nose. And seriously considering eating the baby, cute or not.
Going back to the clinic today, cause Im now bringing up bright yellow crap from the lungs and nose. And seriously considering eating the baby, cute or not.