Everybody needs a Dwight...

[sydwig]

Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim

Comments

[triphicus]

Okay, I am totally going to fall asleep to that episode tonight, er, this morning... :P

[anosognosia]

The Office!? The American Office!?

I'm falling to sleep watching Veronica Mars.

Or... at least I would be if I was going to sleep. This is my night off though.

[triphicus]

Your night off from what?

[anosognosia]

Sleep!!!

What were you thinking???

[triphicus]

Isn't every night your night off from sleep?!!

I was suspending any sort of judgment on the matter. But, seriously, American Office is the best! I miss it dearly :(

[anosognosia]

I do sleep sometimes... I mean, I'm not a... whatever that doesn't sleep... I'm not a seahorse, you know!

I find American Office kind of boring... *ducks*

[triphicus]

Sharks don't sleep... Or they might, perhaps, but have to constantly move as they do so. Can you even imagine the stress of such a life??!!

okay, now I am definitely going to have to come up there and beat you up!

[sydwig]

Oh me too! The two of us could totally take him!

[anosognosia]

I dare you to try! Grrr!

[anosognosia]

You two couldn't even take the cold up here to get to me!

Not to mention, it's polar bear season. Totally not safe for strangers to be skulking about. Especially if they smell like picnic baskets.

[triphicus]

Polar bears in Canada? wokay! :P

[anosognosia]

Of course! If there weren't any polar bears, the giant beaver population would run amok!

[triphicus]

Wow, there really are polar bears in Canada! Okay, Canada just earned twenty cool points. Do you see them around often?

[anosognosia]

Haha, you looked that up, huh? :P

Of course I did!

[triphicus]

Have you lost any semblance of respect for me that you might have once had now? :( heh.

Re: Of course I did!

[anosognosia]

No no, I still have the semblance of respect for you.

Anyway, usually the polar bears stay away from town, unless you leave your seals out too long. But most people have enclosed salting huts these days, so the smell doesn't attract bears.