penny mystery
well nice knowing you all. this is my goodbye, i swallowed a penny and am going to die an embarrasing death like i always knew would happen. try not to be ashamed.
so yeah, thats right, i swallowed a penny and cant come up with a good reason why. randy keeps telling me i need to seek medical attention since i think its lodged in my throat. so instead i googled penny swallowing and found tons of websites telling parents what to do when their idiot babies eat pennies. well this idiot right here is hoping that the penny was made before 1982. in the event that the penny makes it through my throat and into my stomache then the absurd amount of zinc in pennies since 1982 will react with stomach acid and create something thats a lot like battery acid leading to ulcers or worse. so who knows. maybe ill choke on it in my sleep tonight or maybe my stomach will explode by tomorrow. all i know is that this officially tops all of the other stupid things ive done especially days before i turn 20 and become a 'real adult'.
so yeah, thats right, i swallowed a penny and cant come up with a good reason why. randy keeps telling me i need to seek medical attention since i think its lodged in my throat. so instead i googled penny swallowing and found tons of websites telling parents what to do when their idiot babies eat pennies. well this idiot right here is hoping that the penny was made before 1982. in the event that the penny makes it through my throat and into my stomache then the absurd amount of zinc in pennies since 1982 will react with stomach acid and create something thats a lot like battery acid leading to ulcers or worse. so who knows. maybe ill choke on it in my sleep tonight or maybe my stomach will explode by tomorrow. all i know is that this officially tops all of the other stupid things ive done especially days before i turn 20 and become a 'real adult'.