Cars, PhonePosts, LiveJournal, oh my!

[sydneygb]

Apparently I accidentally set up jIqel with PhonePost settings that are the same as this journal's, so when I posted twice this afternoon they ended up over there. And I can't get them back here. So here:
SuDoy's Woes, Part the First
SuDoy's Woes, Part the Second: Help From Kentucky