My orientation totally blew. We had to sit on the floor of this ancient gym while the cheerleaders cheered with their stupid little pom poms.
And then the president walked in. His welcoming line? "Look at the person on your right. And now your left. Only one in three people will survive in college long enough to graduate. Don't be that person."
Yeah. He's a warm, fuzzy guy. LOL!
Now stop that--it only tingles a little. LOL
True. It wasn't as large a dose as scrooged. Guh! That was painful.
I think every university president has had the same speech since Harvard was opened. You think that for all the pomp and circumstance they could get a little creative. *rolls eyes*
I wrote this one on the fly. When I finished typing what the tour guide was saying, the Justin voice in my head said: 'You know I can't let that one pass.'
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Thank you! :D
I like reading fluff. If I write too much of it, I break out in hives. LOL!
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No! Fluff is good! And this was ridiculously adorable. :D
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Adorable.
*sighs*
Maybe Brian's wearing off on me because those too words are far too lesbianic by themselves. ;D Just kidding.
Thanks for the FB; I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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The fluff! It burns!
Now stop that--it only tingles a little. LOL
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And then the president walked in. His welcoming line? "Look at the person on your right. And now your left. Only one in three people will survive in college long enough to graduate. Don't be that person."
Yeah. He's a warm, fuzzy guy. LOL!
Now stop that--it only tingles a little. LOL
True. It wasn't as large a dose as scrooged. Guh! That was painful.
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very good pun indeed. heh
Grinning broadly, Gus threw over his shoulder, “I guess I’ll have to rechristen the place.”
I dont think it's ever close to possible to keep Brian's count.
this was sweet, i liked it :)
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I wrote this one on the fly. When I finished typing what the tour guide was saying, the Justin voice in my head said: 'You know I can't let that one pass.'
this was sweet, i liked it :)
Thank you. :D
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