I've Hit My ANGER PHASE!! (and then i lolled)
Dear Oliver,
I put you on the bed because it is nice and comfy. I know that I am far away from you, but you just sleep. We will cuddle when I come to bed. I asked that you stop the incessant crying but you wouldn't listen to me. So I went and got you and put you on a pillow by me. And what did you do? Immediately climbed off the pillow. THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?
You drank the tea out of my teacup.
THAT IS A BAD PUPPY, OLIVER. I KEEL J00.
Love,
Sydney
PS STOP LICKING THAT APPLECORE GODFQWUTDUWFCKWJ LEfcv
I put you on the bed because it is nice and comfy. I know that I am far away from you, but you just sleep. We will cuddle when I come to bed. I asked that you stop the incessant crying but you wouldn't listen to me. So I went and got you and put you on a pillow by me. And what did you do? Immediately climbed off the pillow. THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?
You drank the tea out of my teacup.
THAT IS A BAD PUPPY, OLIVER. I KEEL J00.
Love,
Sydney
PS STOP LICKING THAT APPLECORE GODFQWUTDUWFCKWJ LEfcv