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[sydelbow]

This morning I pulled a muscle under my chin while yawning. The growing consensus is that I am basically retarded.

Retarded or not, it hurts like the bejeezus.

Comments

[sameasiteverwas]

i've gotten a cramp in my tongue before from yawning.

[spiralwitch]

wow. and it's not like you can even stretch beforehand. :)

[elephantgiraffe]

No, that happens a lot. it's dangerous! Be careful when you yawn.

[madhatternalice]

but we love retarded sydney!

did you get the bike helmet i sent you for your birthday?

...

what, too much?

[kailyn25]

Oh, i've done that before... OMG IT HURTS..