We All Fall Down!!
Everytime I ride the bus, it never ceases to amuse me. Something is always happening that's either funny or not so much with the funny. Okay....I know I'm really wretched and I'll probably go to hell for laughing, but a funny thing happened on my way to the forum.....HUT, I mean.
So everyone knows the layout of the Metro Transit busses, si? You've got the double seats that are perpendicular to sides of the bus and the quad seats that are parallel to sides of the bus, right? Okay....so there's a little girl (probably between the age of 10 and 13) who's laying down, sleeping on the quad parallel seats in front of me. We're riding along, riding riding riding. And as the bus makes the turn to get off the Express way to the U-Dist, it flips the little girl off her seat onto the floor. I know....I'm a wretched biatch for laughing. But don't worry.....I laughed inside my head and out loud later after I got off the bus. It get's better, though. Her face is drenched in her own sleepytime drool. I know......I'm going to hell!
The girl is okay though. Her mother did I-told-you-so her about sleeping on the bus. And that is why sleeping on public transportation busses, my friends, is not good or smart. Because someone could get hurt.
So everyone knows the layout of the Metro Transit busses, si? You've got the double seats that are perpendicular to sides of the bus and the quad seats that are parallel to sides of the bus, right? Okay....so there's a little girl (probably between the age of 10 and 13) who's laying down, sleeping on the quad parallel seats in front of me. We're riding along, riding riding riding. And as the bus makes the turn to get off the Express way to the U-Dist, it flips the little girl off her seat onto the floor. I know....I'm a wretched biatch for laughing. But don't worry.....I laughed inside my head and out loud later after I got off the bus. It get's better, though. Her face is drenched in her own sleepytime drool. I know......I'm going to hell!
The girl is okay though. Her mother did I-told-you-so her about sleeping on the bus. And that is why sleeping on public transportation busses, my friends, is not good or smart. Because someone could get hurt.