Log 011- excuse me wtf r u doin

[sycophanticdick]

Oh my god. Morons in mechs trying to take over the Nexus. I almost want to think it's all a spectacularly dumb joke. Do they really think that'll work? You can't even get a cup of coffee in the Nexus without it trying to fuck you sideways (whether "it" in that sentence is the Nexus or the coffee, I'll leave up to you), and they really think they

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[aureliaofarista]

They could potentially do a lot of damage before this is over, as bad an idea as invasions almost always are in the long term, and certainly so much more so in the Nexus.

All right, now I have to ask. How could two kinds of shampoo be different enough for changing them to be funny?

Luc
Aristan Foundling Guard

[sycophanticdick]

I've never seen damage that's stuck in the Nexus. It seems very fond of the status quo.

Donut uses this incredibly floral stuff with a long list of alleged benefits, while Sarge uses very, very basic shampoo.

[aureliaofarista]

Very true, but still...
A few people killed in the Nexus have stayed dead over the years.
The statues that were badly damaged, for instance, stayed so until we replaced them -- which I have to admit was an excellent deal for us.

I certainly hope that doesn't come into play with this nonsense. Just saying. I hope they keep their word and don't try anything with my people.

Okay, I can see how that must've worked out. Not that I want to know how long a list can go beyond 'clean hair,' but I get the picture.

[sycophanticdick]

I don't think you have anything to worry about. Going against their word would be dishonorable, after all.

[aureliaofarista]

Good point, but when it comes to really stupid invaders, the more they go on about their honor, the more I want to watch my back.