Gotta love these...
(thanks lebo_superman )
Error Messages You Don't Want to See (from Joke of the Day)
An error has occurred - could be anything really.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped.
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong .
The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually.
Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed.
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Do you have a pen ready?
Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
Windows loaded - System in danger.
Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue...
Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one can hear you scream.
Error Messages You Don't Want to See (from Joke of the Day)
An error has occurred - could be anything really.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped.
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong .
The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually.
Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed.
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Do you have a pen ready?
Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
Windows loaded - System in danger.
Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue...
Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one can hear you scream.