The Slugs
Francis and I, among our myriad side projects, are going to make slug candy, and a slug RPG, and a slug version of the sims.
The Slug candy will be based on the eating habits of wild animals who eat slugs. Raccoons roll the slugs in dirt to bind the slime.
So is born the pumpkin marshmallow slug rolled in chocolate dirt, and the banana marshmallow slug rolled in chocolate dirt.
The slug RPG and Sims clone will be based on the life and times of slugs. The mating journey of slugs. Which involves a sexual maturation of two years, and the intricate and time consuming mating rituals of hermaphroditic slime rolls.
The gray slug for example, can't just fuck. It has to first climb a tree. Just how long do you think it takes for a slug to climb a tree? Anyways, then there is a lot of dangling from thick strings of mucus and entwining of sticky, corkscrew shaped penises which they can't even untangle half the time when their done. Which leads to apophallation.
Slugs. Anyways, I think it would make a great Sims game. I'm going to get to work on it right now.
I just need to work out a few things. One of which is the space problem slugs have. If you've ever seen the picture, you might be wondering the same thing. Where does the slug keep its penis when not in use? The proportions of the slug have led me to conclude that the slug is a hollow tube meant only to house its translucent, slimy, corkscrew shaped penis.
The Slug candy will be based on the eating habits of wild animals who eat slugs. Raccoons roll the slugs in dirt to bind the slime.
So is born the pumpkin marshmallow slug rolled in chocolate dirt, and the banana marshmallow slug rolled in chocolate dirt.
The slug RPG and Sims clone will be based on the life and times of slugs. The mating journey of slugs. Which involves a sexual maturation of two years, and the intricate and time consuming mating rituals of hermaphroditic slime rolls.
The gray slug for example, can't just fuck. It has to first climb a tree. Just how long do you think it takes for a slug to climb a tree? Anyways, then there is a lot of dangling from thick strings of mucus and entwining of sticky, corkscrew shaped penises which they can't even untangle half the time when their done. Which leads to apophallation.
Slugs. Anyways, I think it would make a great Sims game. I'm going to get to work on it right now.
I just need to work out a few things. One of which is the space problem slugs have. If you've ever seen the picture, you might be wondering the same thing. Where does the slug keep its penis when not in use? The proportions of the slug have led me to conclude that the slug is a hollow tube meant only to house its translucent, slimy, corkscrew shaped penis.