A bald eagle stole my bacon!
Watched some Dane Cook tonight (Insomniac Tour DVD) and fell in love with him all over again. What's this? The 83747594386957th time? The DVD had a couple other good comics on it too. What was really great was I sat there thinking, gosh these guys are really good...I wonder what makes Dane different? Is it just cause he's hot? Then he comes on stage and acts like a complete lunatic. Haha yeah, I remembered why he's so much awesomer than other comics. Plus he's got a nice ass. I got to relive the classics:
No wammy no wammy no wammy...BAM!
Oh yeah baby my dick feels like corn
I am a vomit breathing dragon! *pwoosh*
Where's the handle?
Did you cum yet? ... Well I've come to the conclusion YOU'RE FAT!
OH DANE. Let's turn out the lights and play a little game called DANE's in my mouth LOL
No wammy no wammy no wammy...BAM!
Oh yeah baby my dick feels like corn
I am a vomit breathing dragon! *pwoosh*
Where's the handle?
Did you cum yet? ... Well I've come to the conclusion YOU'RE FAT!
OH DANE. Let's turn out the lights and play a little game called DANE's in my mouth LOL