i hate my knife

[sxe_veganx]

my knife is sharp
like the keys to my car
i have a fat lobster
he is a skinny mobster

you are a little faggot
tastier than a maggot
i have small teeth
with a pointy knee

i drink outta my chalice
and smack hoez in they bootay
i wear skinny chainz
and i have hairy brainz

my dogs name is broccoli
he likes to play hockey
he sings in the car
and sits in tar