Hey, uh don't take offense. But I found this HELLA funny.
Okay so I'm going to make fun of everyone's livejournals. I hope you all understand it's all in good fun. If any of this offends anyone, I'll take it off. I just thought it funny that all of our entries seem to have a consistent pattern. I love it how lame this is. We're all so hopelessly addicted. And don't deny it. If you are reading this, that means you checked your friends list. And you ARE in fact addicted. ;)
ME: "OMG i hate/love ______ so much! And I love Rudy! I spent all this time with him! Now let me give you a brief summary of the past month of my life!" Typical Comments: I love you Cait!
SAGE: "I've pretty much been getting drunk. With Gonzo and Carrie. Beerleaders rock! Fuck authority! Now here's some gonzo journalism...." Typical Comments: Beerleaders are fucking kickass!
MOLLY: "I don't really know who I like right now... but omg I am so happy! And band is cool but it takes up so much time. Actually I should be doing my homework right now... crap." Typical Comments: I am so happy for you and ____!
GINA: "I never fucking update because I'm so busy with theatre! And I like Jake!" Typical Comments: Where have you been? You NEED to update more often!
IAN: "Hey you guys, I smoked some pot today... wait.. I smoke pot everyday. Aw hell, just listen to some JOURNEY!" Typical Comments: (Anonymous) Weed is for fools!
CLARA: "anybody wanna touch my boobies?" Typical Comments: Hahah yeah, I remember that.
JAIME: "ahhhhh theatre drama. i don't know if i want a relationship. i'm so busy with the play. damn." Typical Comments: Don't worry Jaime. I hope you feel better.
BOB: "BLACK METAL!!!!!! AND LAUREN! OH YEAH FUCK MY PARENTS!" Typical Comments: LAUREN ADVICE!
JOSH: "hey i like to talk about guitar alot... and the beerleaders. oh yeah i have a new bitchy girlfriend that Boothe doesn't like." Typical Comments: DRAMA!!!!
BOOTHE: "I went to Sam Ash today. I'm saving up for some new cymbals. God pancakes are fucking delicious." Typical Comments: Aww Boothe, you are so cute/funny.
BROOKE: *PICTURE UPDATE* Typical Comments: Oh I love you Brooke! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!
SETH: "I saw a girl today. I'd rate her about a 7." Typical Comments: Seth, you're such a horn dog.
NIKKI: "My boss sucks. Work sucks. But I did all this super fun stuff this week! Let me tell you about it! Oh and here's some pictures!" Typical Comments: This weekend/that party was so much fun!
AVERY: "I pretty much love Mr. Arnatt." Typical Comments: Yeah me too.
NICK: "I hate Madison. And the anti christ has risen... he is out there... somewhere (no it's not Alan)." Typical Comments: Come back to MAC! And it is totally Alan!
HALEY: "Florida sucks. Me and Kyle have been going out for a while though! ^_^" Comments: Come back to Texas!
VINCENT: "Here are some songs of the day! I hang out with Meryn a whole lot! And Nat needs to call me more! Oh yeah and me and Lic did some stuff today." Comments: Vincent, am I your favorite person?
SARAH: "I lurve my football! And you all better watch the new episode of _____!" Comments: I love your music selection!
BRANDI: "I am horny. But I'm also sick. :( " Typical Comments: I miss you Brandi!
TIMMARY: "I've been really busy lately. And I've gone to Say Si a lot too." Typical Comments: Feel better Timmary!
CHRYSTAL: "Meh... school sucks. I'll practice my violin and talk to Robert now. ^_^" Typical Comments: I love you Chrystal!
LARISSA: "So I've been hanging out with ____ lately. Yeah. *pictures*" Typical Comments: I love you Larissa!
AMELIA: "I really like this novel I'm reading. And I took this picture. Ahhh I think I'll discuss some random current event." Typical Comments: We need to hang out more often.
NICOLE: "heh heh hey you guys i'm at cait cait's... i love you guys! and mary jane and ben! ahaha" Typical Comments: I love you Nicole!
Haha, just remember that I love you all. <3 Cait
ME: "OMG i hate/love ______ so much! And I love Rudy! I spent all this time with him! Now let me give you a brief summary of the past month of my life!" Typical Comments: I love you Cait!
SAGE: "I've pretty much been getting drunk. With Gonzo and Carrie. Beerleaders rock! Fuck authority! Now here's some gonzo journalism...." Typical Comments: Beerleaders are fucking kickass!
MOLLY: "I don't really know who I like right now... but omg I am so happy! And band is cool but it takes up so much time. Actually I should be doing my homework right now... crap." Typical Comments: I am so happy for you and ____!
GINA: "I never fucking update because I'm so busy with theatre! And I like Jake!" Typical Comments: Where have you been? You NEED to update more often!
IAN: "Hey you guys, I smoked some pot today... wait.. I smoke pot everyday. Aw hell, just listen to some JOURNEY!" Typical Comments: (Anonymous) Weed is for fools!
CLARA: "anybody wanna touch my boobies?" Typical Comments: Hahah yeah, I remember that.
JAIME: "ahhhhh theatre drama. i don't know if i want a relationship. i'm so busy with the play. damn." Typical Comments: Don't worry Jaime. I hope you feel better.
BOB: "BLACK METAL!!!!!! AND LAUREN! OH YEAH FUCK MY PARENTS!" Typical Comments: LAUREN ADVICE!
JOSH: "hey i like to talk about guitar alot... and the beerleaders. oh yeah i have a new bitchy girlfriend that Boothe doesn't like." Typical Comments: DRAMA!!!!
BOOTHE: "I went to Sam Ash today. I'm saving up for some new cymbals. God pancakes are fucking delicious." Typical Comments: Aww Boothe, you are so cute/funny.
BROOKE: *PICTURE UPDATE* Typical Comments: Oh I love you Brooke! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!
SETH: "I saw a girl today. I'd rate her about a 7." Typical Comments: Seth, you're such a horn dog.
NIKKI: "My boss sucks. Work sucks. But I did all this super fun stuff this week! Let me tell you about it! Oh and here's some pictures!" Typical Comments: This weekend/that party was so much fun!
AVERY: "I pretty much love Mr. Arnatt." Typical Comments: Yeah me too.
NICK: "I hate Madison. And the anti christ has risen... he is out there... somewhere (no it's not Alan)." Typical Comments: Come back to MAC! And it is totally Alan!
HALEY: "Florida sucks. Me and Kyle have been going out for a while though! ^_^" Comments: Come back to Texas!
VINCENT: "Here are some songs of the day! I hang out with Meryn a whole lot! And Nat needs to call me more! Oh yeah and me and Lic did some stuff today." Comments: Vincent, am I your favorite person?
SARAH: "I lurve my football! And you all better watch the new episode of _____!" Comments: I love your music selection!
BRANDI: "I am horny. But I'm also sick. :( " Typical Comments: I miss you Brandi!
TIMMARY: "I've been really busy lately. And I've gone to Say Si a lot too." Typical Comments: Feel better Timmary!
CHRYSTAL: "Meh... school sucks. I'll practice my violin and talk to Robert now. ^_^" Typical Comments: I love you Chrystal!
LARISSA: "So I've been hanging out with ____ lately. Yeah. *pictures*" Typical Comments: I love you Larissa!
AMELIA: "I really like this novel I'm reading. And I took this picture. Ahhh I think I'll discuss some random current event." Typical Comments: We need to hang out more often.
NICOLE: "heh heh hey you guys i'm at cait cait's... i love you guys! and mary jane and ben! ahaha" Typical Comments: I love you Nicole!
Haha, just remember that I love you all. <3 Cait