Speech has never been so fun...
Okay so we had to create a poem or a song explaining the Phonation process in speech today. So me, Avery, Chaylee, Jarett and Zach just rapped for the class. (Haha keep in mind you guys, this was a badass freestyle especially since it was about the respiratory system.) I'm going to post the 'advisory' version just for the sake of humor, but we basically cut out all the parts where there were cuss words except we substituted 'fuck' for 'hell' at one point. Oh yeah, and Mrs. White insisted on calling the bronchial tubes 'bronchus' tubes (which is not a word really) so we got kinda mad about that. ;)
*Zach starts making a beat*
[JARETT] We ain't gonna go fast we gonna screw n chop it, make it slow
[AVERY] 2-1-0, dis is Avery Mo, back on the air flo
[CHAYLEE] Let the air outta your god damn chest
[AVERY] It's the vocal process so take a ill breath, let ya diaphragm rest then let air outta your chest
[ALL] We're speakin about phonation, that's the air circulation, it starts at the diaphragm let me give ya a demonstration (all take breath on the off beat LMAO)
[CAIT] Diaphragm pushes the lungs up, bronchus isn't a word so shut the fuck up, the bronchial tubes join to form the 'trake', the larynx and the pharynx connect to make, noise, it comes out the oral cavity, that's your mouf, and thats why words come in and out
[ALL] We aint playin when we sayin air goes to the lungs next, then through your bronchial tubes to the trachea in your neck, the air goes to your voice box so your vocal chords rock, we just ended this flow now it's dead like Tupac.
Everyone cracked up on the part where we took a breath. We had to cut my flow out because Mrs. White would have gotten pissed off. But yeah, enough said. :D We owned all the other groups. Me and Avery are thinking about doing it at Coffee House. ;)
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*Zach starts making a beat*
[JARETT] We ain't gonna go fast we gonna screw n chop it, make it slow
[AVERY] 2-1-0, dis is Avery Mo, back on the air flo
[CHAYLEE] Let the air outta your god damn chest
[AVERY] It's the vocal process so take a ill breath, let ya diaphragm rest then let air outta your chest
[ALL] We're speakin about phonation, that's the air circulation, it starts at the diaphragm let me give ya a demonstration (all take breath on the off beat LMAO)
[CAIT] Diaphragm pushes the lungs up, bronchus isn't a word so shut the fuck up, the bronchial tubes join to form the 'trake', the larynx and the pharynx connect to make, noise, it comes out the oral cavity, that's your mouf, and thats why words come in and out
[ALL] We aint playin when we sayin air goes to the lungs next, then through your bronchial tubes to the trachea in your neck, the air goes to your voice box so your vocal chords rock, we just ended this flow now it's dead like Tupac.
Everyone cracked up on the part where we took a breath. We had to cut my flow out because Mrs. White would have gotten pissed off. But yeah, enough said. :D We owned all the other groups. Me and Avery are thinking about doing it at Coffee House. ;)
<3 Cait-izzle