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Dec 20, 2009 18:49


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I broke miko_no_da's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for hiyokonojinsei (-10 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, unknownchaser (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6006 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Swyrel

O.O It looks like I've been busy this year! Which is completely true...btw, Andrea, I've been meaning to answer your comment, but time keeps getting away from me! D8 Forgive me?

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