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so basically the best thing i have ever experienced from the television is the magic bullet infomercial.
it's magnificent and all of the people on it are on ex and crack.
it made me want to order the magic bullet and just cook in my kitchen all day while on a lot of cracked out glitter drugs.
they need to have it on dvd

oh and hgtv is splendid too
we watched another cracked out delight on a garden show, showing how much fun wheel barrows and clay pots can be
he is my current hero
but then i get sad because i want a real hero, not some junkie flower man freak
but a real hero

ahhh
that stupid enrique song is in my head now...i will be your hero baby, i will kiss away your pain, i will stand by you forever
sick sick sick, i hate that song
and enrique is not my hero!
i probably won't ever call anyone else baby ever again, well not another boy.
i don't really want to. i really dont want to
i want to feel something real and fabulous
i hate using that word, because i feel opposite from fabulous
i'm so disinterested
this sucks

no i am not winking
i dont want that smiley face there, make it go away
i only wink when i'm happy
i don't even want to practice my sexy wink in front of the mirror
if i did wink, it would be misdirected anyways i am sure
that is what always happens
MISDIRECTION
they're looking left, we're running right
boom! we score!
i want to run
far far away
really really bad
i'm so glad i get to go home soon
i'm hoping this emptiness will go away