More exciting information about my health

Sep 15, 2009 10:15

Oh party party! My immune system is normally just somewhat above AIDS, so it only makes sense that just when I was getting out of mine what-could-have-been-swine-flu I catch another virus. This time it's certainly not swine flu. I'd rather see it as some sort of be a real woman-virus. My throat is swollen, so it's hard to swallow and talk, which is perfect if you want to be thin and not talk too much, you know.

I have kinda a chronic cold, normally, when I don't get acute cases of maybe-swine-flu-maybe-not. Once I was ill for real, I once got a very nice medicine prescribed that was great for dry cough that I get sometimes. The bottle lasted for a long time and was great for night cough attacks I sometimes get. After that bottle was finished, I asked for same thing next time I had a real cold. In this round of coughing my throat inside out I got Mollipect prescribed, but took the good old cough syrup when Mollipect just didn't help. The good old wasn't nearly as soothing as it normally is, but helped somewhat. When I went to the doctor yesterday to whine about feeling worse again and telling her my meds didn't help, she looked in my medical record and had a Talk™ with me. I happened to tell her I didn't have much left in my second half liter bottle of the good cough syrup and apparently there's morphine in it. I honestly had no idea. I told the doctor I only used it when I needed it and that I cough a lot. She gave me the Look. Then she prescribed me more.

Why is Lady Gaga's music so boring compared to Lady Gaga herself?

Also, Kanye+VMA=OTP!!!!!

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