Since there's been complaints about me wearing skirts that make me look short...
The first time I saw this dress was a couple of months ago, but I didn't buy it because I decided I didn't need it. I rarely attend occasions with the kind of dresscode this dress is appropriate for, and I already have a somewhat similar one for those. And my similar one is possible to dance in, unlike this. I figured "someone else who needs it will find it and, with it, true happiness". And then I saw it yesterday and... well, if no one else was having true happiness with it...
The purpose of this dress' life is:
* bringing sexyback, literally
* not allowing me to dance
* creating curves where there are none, accentuating curves where there are curves and making me look like an hourglass
* being made of my favourite kind of fabric - something that IMhO looks like the hide of a skinned armchair (velvety something with vaguely floral pattern)
* being self/tailor-made. I know the point of having tailor-made dresses is that they fit you perfectly, and the point is killd ded by second-hand, but this one fits perfectly and the quiality is way better than that of ready-made dresses in the price range ten times of what I paid for this.
* becoming mine for 180 SEK (~$28)
* having keyhole neckline with a bow under it
To sum it up:
I totally needed it. I called Jonne and asked him if I needed it and he said yes.
I have a new shopping mission by the way. Must have a white tie ensemble. Of course, it must be inexpensive, of high quality, and fit me perfectly. 3-2-1 GO!