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Okay, so, if you have known me longer than a week, you know that Tanja Has No Boobies Lol™ (this translates into "A-cup, on the smaller side of the A-spectre"). I've always been more on the A than T-side in the T&A-chart and I'm pretty sure my pitiful bosom has shrunk a litte compared to a couple of years ago. Yesterday I tried to buy a new bra. It was an adventure made of fail.
You see, bras that come in my size
1. Have stupid childish Snoopy or Disney prints. I really like Peanuts, and there is no way I'm wearing a bra with Snoopy on it. And there is that principal question of SMALL BOOBS != UNDERAGED.
2. Are padded. I am comfortable with my size, I really don't feel like fooling people that I'm ZOMG almost a B-cup. Padded bras make boobs this small look incredibly stupid, because they don't move at all. Larger bosoms bounce a little, no matter how stiff the bra is, but my breasts are just incapsulated by the cups that don't move the slightest. Verdict - fugly. It's okay with a really stiff getup, but under a T-shirt... Eww.
3. Are sports bras. Have those. Use them for sports and when I feel like flattening my chest really much.
But sometimes I just want to shape up a bit and prevent my nipples from showing through. For that I need a simple top made of two triangles and some elastic. Shouldn't be so hard to find. You'd think. But noooo-ho. They are all covered in either Snoopy or lace. Lace would be good if I felt like buying a bra to parade in in front or Stangel, but it just looks stupid under a T-shirt.
And even the smallest cup sizes are usually too big. Even if I swallowed my whatever and went for a Snoopybra or a padded one, chances are my boobs will have enough space for a comfy sofa and a flatscreen TV in the space that's left in the cup.
Whinewhinewhinecomplaincomplaincomplain.
I have one that's good and just how I like'em. But it's just one bra and it's pink with hearts on, and the straps keep sliding down my shoulders. So I guess I'll just never give up, never surrender, until I find something good.
You see, bras that come in my size
1. Have stupid childish Snoopy or Disney prints. I really like Peanuts, and there is no way I'm wearing a bra with Snoopy on it. And there is that principal question of SMALL BOOBS != UNDERAGED.
2. Are padded. I am comfortable with my size, I really don't feel like fooling people that I'm ZOMG almost a B-cup. Padded bras make boobs this small look incredibly stupid, because they don't move at all. Larger bosoms bounce a little, no matter how stiff the bra is, but my breasts are just incapsulated by the cups that don't move the slightest. Verdict - fugly. It's okay with a really stiff getup, but under a T-shirt... Eww.
3. Are sports bras. Have those. Use them for sports and when I feel like flattening my chest really much.
But sometimes I just want to shape up a bit and prevent my nipples from showing through. For that I need a simple top made of two triangles and some elastic. Shouldn't be so hard to find. You'd think. But noooo-ho. They are all covered in either Snoopy or lace. Lace would be good if I felt like buying a bra to parade in in front or Stangel, but it just looks stupid under a T-shirt.
And even the smallest cup sizes are usually too big. Even if I swallowed my whatever and went for a Snoopybra or a padded one, chances are my boobs will have enough space for a comfy sofa and a flatscreen TV in the space that's left in the cup.
Whinewhinewhinecomplaincomplaincomplain.
I have one that's good and just how I like'em. But it's just one bra and it's pink with hearts on, and the straps keep sliding down my shoulders. So I guess I'll just never give up, never surrender, until I find something good.