I went shopping recently to find shoes to a gorgeous new dress. Went to second-hand stores first. At one of them, they had no shoes, but they had everythiong for 10 kr, so I went on a 50 kr shopping spree. Among other useful things I bought this. Behold....
THE MILLENIAL ARTEFACT!!!
It's several sizes too big and it's made of synthetic velvet that makes you feel like a power plant. It's mid-calf, it's shapeless, it's never worn and the intact price tag suggests it was bought after the event it's celebrating since it was on sale.
LOVE!