The Return of the Alchemist
Tanja reads books and watches movies
I have read Paolo Coelho's "The Alchemist". I really tried to like it, but it just didn't happen. I'm sorry. I liked The Return. I spent the evening acting ditzy, trying to make up stupid theories to explain everything. Stangel was very annoyed. I was annoyed by how the children acted well, because I hate it when children can act.
Basics
Your gender: Boobs, pussy and penis envy: 100% woman!
Straight/Gay/Bi: Pan
Single?: I hate this. No.
Your height: 165 cm
Eye color: grey
Hair color: Naturally: blonde. Unnaturally: blonder.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty, but pretty good with my left hand.
Your living arrangement: With mom, and occasionally her boyfriend, my boyfriend, mom's boyfriend's three kids.
Tattoos: A Picachu on the inside of my thigh. Wanna see? Haha, just kiddin'!
Obsessions?: Ocasionally
Addictions?: food
Do you speak another language?: Another than what?
LAST...
movie you rented = "Conquest" with Jenna Jameson and "Paradise Hole" by Jim Holliday. This is the last time you ask me this, huh?
movie you bought = hm... my mutter bought me Russian DVDs
song you listened to = Helter Skelter
song that was stuck in your head =
Cd listened to = A Kraftwerk live thingy, I think
person you've called = Cecile
person that's called you = Same here.
show you've watched = Hm.... Something on either MTV or ZTV
Do you:
smoke?: no, but I should learn how to.
Do drugs?: Some alcohol, altough it doesnät sound nearly as fun as many others
Read the newspaper?: when I can
go 2 church?: I'ma always g2church wit ma homiez
talk to strangers who IM you?: No, unless they introduce themselves in a proper way.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Sorta. My Staring Rat.
Walk in the rain?: Yes! ^^
talk to people even though you hate them?: I don't hate people. I can have businesslike polite conversations with people whom I don't like, even if I ocasionally have a good laugh at them afterwards.
Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: I really like it the first time I heard a recording. I sounded like a genki boy.
Hurt yourself?: Yes. I laugh at that sometimes.
Been out of the country?: -_-
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Probably
been in love?: Yes. So?
Done drugs?: You have already asked, stupid!
Gone skinny dipping?: No. I don't like getting wet.
Had a medical emergency?: No
Had surgery?: No
Ran away from home?: Prolly when I was very little, for about five minutes.
played strip poker?: No, but strip Black-Jack... no, just kidding.
Got beaten up?: regularily, when I was little.
beaten someone up?: No, I have a short list with people I'd love to beat up, though.
Been picked on?: Fuckyeah.
Slept outdoors?: Uh.... I must have.
Thought about suicide?: Like, theoretically? Yes.
Pulled an all nighter?: I'm 21, ffs!
Gone one day without food?: Yes.
Talked on the phone all night?: For six hours straight, while crying nonstop.
slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yes. WHAT?
slept all day: ^_______^
killed someone?: yeah, and I'll write about it in my LJ becaise I'm Generation Y -_-
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: If you can define THAT as "stranger", then yes and it was bad.
Thought you're going crazy?: No, not really.
Kissed the same sex?: My first kiss was with a girl.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Made out, intensely.
had a dream that came true: Yes.
Broken the law?: Prolly.
Met a famous person: kinda
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Nothing big.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yes. Although it is quite unusial for me.
Stolen anything?: Your heart
been on radio/TV?: Nothing major.
Been in a mosh-pit?: A what?
Had a recurring dream?: Yes.
Friends
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Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
Who is your best friend(s)?:
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
Who's your longest known friend?:
Shyest?: -
funniest: -
Sweetest?: -
Closest?: -
Weirdest?: -
Smartest?: -
ditziest?:-
Last person you talked to online?:
Who are you on the phone with most?:
Who do you fight most with?:
Who's the best singer?
Who's on your shit-list?:
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:
Who's your second family?:
Who's the loudest friend?:
Do you trust others easily?:
Who's house were you last at?:
Name one person who's arms you feel safest in:
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Love
Do you consider love a mistake?: Eh?
What do you find romantic?: When A does something special for B that A knows that B will like in a personal way.
Turn-on?: Resemblance to my dad, brains, charisma, independence, dark eyes, dark hair, nice ass, skinny boys, curvy girls, similar tastes, relaxed attitude to sex.
Turn-off?: Inability to express yourself properly. I'm serious, I get turned off by people who can't write. Stupidity in general.
First kiss?: Female smoker.
If someone you had no interest in, had interest in dating you how would you feel?: Depends... If it's really no interest but the person is rich, then I'd go out and eat a nice dinner. If I'm interested in the person, but not romantically, I'll make my feelings very clear and then go out on a friends-only-date, if (s)he still feels like it.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: Dating as in going out on a date? Isn't the whole point that you get to know each other? Or dating as in going steady? It that case, it should eb no surprise to you that I indeed want to know the person.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: I have never cared about that.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Eh... I have always thought that romantic attraction included physical attraction? So all people you are romantically attracted to are, per definition, physically attractive. And people tend to get more physically attractive once you have started falling for them.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: All sexes do.
What is best about the opposite sex?: They have measurable genitalia and the prostate gland.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: They have no boobs and don't understand the pains of menstruation.
What's the last present someone gave you?: Auntie sent me boxers with a frog on them.
Are you in love?: *cough*FUCKYEAH!!!*cough*
I have read Paolo Coelho's "The Alchemist". I really tried to like it, but it just didn't happen. I'm sorry. I liked The Return. I spent the evening acting ditzy, trying to make up stupid theories to explain everything. Stangel was very annoyed. I was annoyed by how the children acted well, because I hate it when children can act.
Basics
Your gender: Boobs, pussy and penis envy: 100% woman!
Straight/Gay/Bi: Pan
Single?: I hate this. No.
Your height: 165 cm
Eye color: grey
Hair color: Naturally: blonde. Unnaturally: blonder.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty, but pretty good with my left hand.
Your living arrangement: With mom, and occasionally her boyfriend, my boyfriend, mom's boyfriend's three kids.
Tattoos: A Picachu on the inside of my thigh. Wanna see? Haha, just kiddin'!
Obsessions?: Ocasionally
Addictions?: food
Do you speak another language?: Another than what?
LAST...
movie you rented = "Conquest" with Jenna Jameson and "Paradise Hole" by Jim Holliday. This is the last time you ask me this, huh?
movie you bought = hm... my mutter bought me Russian DVDs
song you listened to = Helter Skelter
song that was stuck in your head =
Cd listened to = A Kraftwerk live thingy, I think
person you've called = Cecile
person that's called you = Same here.
show you've watched = Hm.... Something on either MTV or ZTV
Do you:
smoke?: no, but I should learn how to.
Do drugs?: Some alcohol, altough it doesnät sound nearly as fun as many others
Read the newspaper?: when I can
go 2 church?: I'ma always g2church wit ma homiez
talk to strangers who IM you?: No, unless they introduce themselves in a proper way.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Sorta. My Staring Rat.
Walk in the rain?: Yes! ^^
talk to people even though you hate them?: I don't hate people. I can have businesslike polite conversations with people whom I don't like, even if I ocasionally have a good laugh at them afterwards.
Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: I really like it the first time I heard a recording. I sounded like a genki boy.
Hurt yourself?: Yes. I laugh at that sometimes.
Been out of the country?: -_-
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Probably
been in love?: Yes. So?
Done drugs?: You have already asked, stupid!
Gone skinny dipping?: No. I don't like getting wet.
Had a medical emergency?: No
Had surgery?: No
Ran away from home?: Prolly when I was very little, for about five minutes.
played strip poker?: No, but strip Black-Jack... no, just kidding.
Got beaten up?: regularily, when I was little.
beaten someone up?: No, I have a short list with people I'd love to beat up, though.
Been picked on?: Fuckyeah.
Slept outdoors?: Uh.... I must have.
Thought about suicide?: Like, theoretically? Yes.
Pulled an all nighter?: I'm 21, ffs!
Gone one day without food?: Yes.
Talked on the phone all night?: For six hours straight, while crying nonstop.
slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yes. WHAT?
slept all day: ^_______^
killed someone?: yeah, and I'll write about it in my LJ becaise I'm Generation Y -_-
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: If you can define THAT as "stranger", then yes and it was bad.
Thought you're going crazy?: No, not really.
Kissed the same sex?: My first kiss was with a girl.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Made out, intensely.
had a dream that came true: Yes.
Broken the law?: Prolly.
Met a famous person: kinda
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Nothing big.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yes. Although it is quite unusial for me.
Stolen anything?: Your heart
been on radio/TV?: Nothing major.
Been in a mosh-pit?: A what?
Had a recurring dream?: Yes.
Friends
[ignore]
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
Who is your best friend(s)?:
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
Who's your longest known friend?:
Shyest?: -
funniest: -
Sweetest?: -
Closest?: -
Weirdest?: -
Smartest?: -
ditziest?:-
Last person you talked to online?:
Who are you on the phone with most?:
Who do you fight most with?:
Who's the best singer?
Who's on your shit-list?:
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:
Who's your second family?:
Who's the loudest friend?:
Do you trust others easily?:
Who's house were you last at?:
Name one person who's arms you feel safest in:
[/ignore]
Love
Do you consider love a mistake?: Eh?
What do you find romantic?: When A does something special for B that A knows that B will like in a personal way.
Turn-on?: Resemblance to my dad, brains, charisma, independence, dark eyes, dark hair, nice ass, skinny boys, curvy girls, similar tastes, relaxed attitude to sex.
Turn-off?: Inability to express yourself properly. I'm serious, I get turned off by people who can't write. Stupidity in general.
First kiss?: Female smoker.
If someone you had no interest in, had interest in dating you how would you feel?: Depends... If it's really no interest but the person is rich, then I'd go out and eat a nice dinner. If I'm interested in the person, but not romantically, I'll make my feelings very clear and then go out on a friends-only-date, if (s)he still feels like it.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: Dating as in going out on a date? Isn't the whole point that you get to know each other? Or dating as in going steady? It that case, it should eb no surprise to you that I indeed want to know the person.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: I have never cared about that.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Eh... I have always thought that romantic attraction included physical attraction? So all people you are romantically attracted to are, per definition, physically attractive. And people tend to get more physically attractive once you have started falling for them.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: All sexes do.
What is best about the opposite sex?: They have measurable genitalia and the prostate gland.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: They have no boobs and don't understand the pains of menstruation.
What's the last present someone gave you?: Auntie sent me boxers with a frog on them.
Are you in love?: *cough*FUCKYEAH!!!*cough*