pickup lines

[swtcatastrophe8]

"are you tired today buttercup?"

"no"

"do you wanna be?"

Comments

[lonelyjewonxmas]

oooooo, wow thats a dumb one, i hope that hasnt worked on u, or any girl.

[swtcatastrophe8]

oh it did work! ;)

[lonelyjewonxmas]

thats sad. I know my share of bad pickup lines though.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
I'm good at math. U+I=69
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

[swtcatastrophe8]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
i bet you use those all the time.

[swtcatastrophe8]

that pickup line didn't really work on me btw

[lonelyjewonxmas]

no, pick up lines arr for losers, my crazy dancing skills usually do the trick. Well not really.... im so lonely

[swtcatastrophe8]

lol. you're not lonely

[lonelyjewonxmas]

ya i know, the ladies r all over me

[swtcatastrophe8]

like white on rice

[lonelyjewonxmas]

o,and im cooler than allison

[swtcatastrophe8]

where did that come from?

[lonelyjewonxmas]

uhh,dunno, but its true

[lonelyjewonxmas]

uhh,dunno, but its true

[swtcatastrophe8]

do you like making 2 posts of each comment?

[lonelyjewonxmas]

my computer is being retarded, not my damn fault.

[lonelyjewonxmas]

my computer is being retarded, not my damn fault.