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[sworn_swords]

Bullshit. I don't know what's worse. Holes being ripped in skies or people actually trying to get up there.

Since you can't go up, why don't you try down and save airfare on gravity since either way you'll be smashing your head against pavement

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[artificialdevil]

I'd "better not" be? Aren't you a charmer.

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[sworn_swords]

Since when did you need charming?

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[artificialdevil]

I wouldn't get too comfortable, Dante. You might just lose me some day.

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[sworn_swords]

And regain my bedroom in the process.

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[artificialdevil]

You say that like you'd know what to do with yourself without me.

But I am going out. Try not to enjoy it too much.

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[sworn_swords]

What. You've been gone for days. Where the hell are going "out" from.

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[sworn_swords]

And of course I know what I'd do. I was living by myself before you smashed your bike through my business, remember?

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[artificialdevil]

Out of here.

Have you thought about where that hole leads? I can't help but be a little curious.

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[artificialdevil]

A business that was in dire need of remodeling. It looked pretty dull without someone to liven it up.

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[sworn_swords]

Trish, you'd think you'd seen enough black holes and portals and gates to last you a lifetime. If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.

Haven't you women ever heard of asking nicely? The remodeling bill would have been so much less expensive if you just said you wanted to redecorate in the first place.

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[artificialdevil]

Is that your way of saying you'd miss me?

My way was faster.

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[sworn_swords]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

Your way put me in more debt than I already was in.

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[artificialdevil]

You were the one asking for me. You must have gotten lonely.

Anything I could do to help. As I recall, your landlord wouldn't go near the place after that.

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[sworn_swords]

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-Whatever, go. I might just change the locks this time.

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[sworn_swords]

Yeah, she wasn't that good looking, anyway.

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[artificialdevil]

You know you'd have to do a lot better than that to keep me out.

I'll see you around.