AS THE HAWKZILE TURNS
#babydragon's sex life is full of pain
one day we'll attempt to have hilarious angry sex
\o/
...
or not
konatsu if we do that my boyfriend will find out !!111
...also hakuren!!!!
cuz Shuri's too dumb. and Konatsu's too in control of his libido
what. little there is of it
I disapprove of angry sex with my cousin
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:(
You really are AU Hakuren |<
Shuri, we can never ever get laid together ;o;
:x
...
as long as we're in this together
'CUZ YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND IS WHAT LIKE 14 AND PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A HANDJOB IS
He'd be like
He sure doesn't
"Is that maintenance you do on an airship"
Wh-why is that exactly true
"Yeah I gave the Condor a handjob once"
* Shuri|ish head in hands
... we're so stable compared to them, Devit
* Devit loves you, Hakuren |D
* Devit . . . secretly
that's kind of sad
It really is
It. Sort of is.
haaah
I mean, I might kill him someday, or smash the mirror in your bathroom if it starts talking to me.
Well our relationship has been messed up from the start so there.
But we're usually pretty chill.
Usually he just spazzes out about how any disapproval from me means we're breaking up
WELL YOU SHOULD STOP BREAKING UP WITH ME SO OFTENA!
socute
don't leave me ;;!
that statement should never be taken ic
I NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOU
YOU BETTER NOT ;o;!
:|
What's that face mean, does that mean we're breaking up?!
one day we'll attempt to have hilarious angry sex
\o/
...
or not
konatsu if we do that my boyfriend will find out !!111
...also hakuren!!!!
cuz Shuri's too dumb. and Konatsu's too in control of his libido
what. little there is of it
I disapprove of angry sex with my cousin
|<
:(
You really are AU Hakuren |<
Shuri, we can never ever get laid together ;o;
:x
...
as long as we're in this together
'CUZ YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND IS WHAT LIKE 14 AND PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A HANDJOB IS
He'd be like
He sure doesn't
"Is that maintenance you do on an airship"
Wh-why is that exactly true
"Yeah I gave the Condor a handjob once"
* Shuri|ish head in hands
... we're so stable compared to them, Devit
* Devit loves you, Hakuren |D
* Devit . . . secretly
that's kind of sad
It really is
It. Sort of is.
haaah
I mean, I might kill him someday, or smash the mirror in your bathroom if it starts talking to me.
Well our relationship has been messed up from the start so there.
But we're usually pretty chill.
Usually he just spazzes out about how any disapproval from me means we're breaking up
WELL YOU SHOULD STOP BREAKING UP WITH ME SO OFTENA!
socute
don't leave me ;;!
that statement should never be taken ic
I NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOU
YOU BETTER NOT ;o;!
:|
What's that face mean, does that mean we're breaking up?!