Well, I AM his father....

[swords_and_pens]

(From earlier today, on the way home from school)

Cam: Can I play computer when I get home?
Me: Not until after dinner.
Cam: WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL?
Me: Because I am.
*pause*
Cam: Dad?
Me: Yes?
Cam: Are you turning to the Dark Side?

And that's when I lost it....