Answering Service
Ermm.... Hello...?
... Record a... what? A greeting?
[A bit of fumbling around can be heard--a random button is pushed]
This is... Guy Cecil.
You've reached my .. speaking device.
I'm not able to answer right now but if you will please leave me a brief message,
I'll do my best to figure out how to retrieve it.
... Though you may be better off just leaving me a written message.
[A brief pause; more button pushing]
... Is it off? How... do I....
What the hell--
[A computerized voice begins:]
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.
[BEEP]