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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Keeke!

1. When provoked, The Keeke will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker!
2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with The Keeke in your mouth!
3. Europe is the only continent that lacks The Keeke.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of The Keeke in a day!
5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as The Keeke!
6. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into The Keeke!
7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and The Keeke.
8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of The Keeke!
9. The Keeke is the world's tallest woman!
10. During severe windstorms, The Keeke may sway several feet to either side.